granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

by Rusty Shackleford November 22, 2004

pearl necklace

A lovely piece of jewelry worn around the neck by females and effeminate men.

Marge Simpson has a lovely pearl necklace.

by Rusty Shackleford December 26, 2003

Babu

The pakistani character on Seinfeld.

Babu: Jerry, you very very bad man

by Rusty Shackleford December 18, 2004

monkey piss

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.

Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!

by Rusty Shackleford January 19, 2005

poostain

A person that has a small patch of discolorated hair on their head.

Check out the size of that kid's poostain!

by Rusty Shackleford May 25, 2003

nuts on yo chin

When one puts their nuts on your chin. What happens when you are tanked and break something of someone elses.

Nuts on yo chin. There really isn't much else I could or should say.

by Rusty Shackleford January 19, 2005

Mepsipax

A device scarecrows want in exchange for manuals.
Used for scaring biiirdies. And providing countless hours of free entertainment.

Scarecrow "You want manual?"
Conker "Sure. How much?"
Scarecrow "Uhh. Got any Mepsipax?"
Conker "What?"
Scarecrow "Never mind. Um, well actually, um, eh, uh, er, 10, er, 10 dollars. You love manual long time, 10 dollars."

by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005