rusty shackleford's definitions

Babu

The pakistani character on Seinfeld.

Babu: Jerry, you very very bad man

by Rusty Shackleford December 17, 2004

Mepsipax

A device scarecrows want in exchange for manuals.
Used for scaring biiirdies. And providing countless hours of free entertainment.

Scarecrow "You want manual?"
Conker "Sure. How much?"
Scarecrow "Uhh. Got any Mepsipax?"
Conker "What?"
Scarecrow "Never mind. Um, well actually, um, eh, uh, er, 10, er, 10 dollars. You love manual long time, 10 dollars."

by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005

dar dar

A little punk kid who thinks he is the shit

These stupid dar dar sophmores tried to mess with me.

by Rusty Shackleford August 10, 2003

Eskiho

A person wearing a short skirt and eskimo boots (a.k.a. Uggs). Be cautious, as an Eskiho is also likely to carry Herpatitis G. Derived from the two words eskimo and ho.

Pssst, look at that Eskiho, she must really get around.

by Rusty Shackleford December 1, 2004

pearl necklace

A lovely piece of jewelry worn around the neck by females and effeminate men.

Marge Simpson has a lovely pearl necklace.

by Rusty Shackleford December 25, 2003

granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004

monkey piss

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.

Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!

by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005