rusty shackleford's definitions

nuts on yo chin

When one puts their nuts on your chin. What happens when you are tanked and break something of someone elses.

Nuts on yo chin. There really isn't much else I could or should say.

by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005

sommamabitch

bastardization of "son of a bitch"

by Rusty Shackleford March 20, 2003

granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004

dale gribble

the very funny neighbor of hank hill on the animated series "king of th hill"

I am a one man externiation corperation

by rusty shackleford May 13, 2005

Eskiho

A person wearing a short skirt and eskimo boots (a.k.a. Uggs). Be cautious, as an Eskiho is also likely to carry Herpatitis G. Derived from the two words eskimo and ho.

Pssst, look at that Eskiho, she must really get around.

by Rusty Shackleford December 1, 2004

pearl necklace

A lovely piece of jewelry worn around the neck by females and effeminate men.

Marge Simpson has a lovely pearl necklace.

by Rusty Shackleford December 25, 2003

monkey piss

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.

Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!

by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005