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mince

The word mince has been subject to a number of meaning sin the english langues, the original in recent history means to chop finely. Mince meat or 'mincemeat', however and somewhat bizarrely, is a sweet desert filling used in christmas pies and tarts.
Mince can also be used to describe a distinctly feminine walk/gait used by a man, or the practice of a male who is often found to hold their little finger aloft whilst carrying items i.e. handbags
Mince in some circles also means to throw up aggressively creating a substance like mince meat...
by Ruben June 9, 2003
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Boofalani

Purposely murdering a cow and attempting to cornhole its asshole after it is deceased (dead).
My falik is so hard, its need to go Boofalani.
by Ruben March 15, 2005
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anoi/pikey-riot

A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.

For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc
oi....OI...OOOIIIIII!!!!
by Ruben June 9, 2003
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Teddy

T to the E the D the D Y gotcho Y'lin' on this shit like boom shakalakalaka
by Ruben August 13, 2004
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pot head

Myrtle Ogugua Ossai!
UGH Idiot u ruined my life u pothead
by Ruben March 12, 2005
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Jupiler

Originally brewed in Jupille, near Liege (Belgium), this pilsner is the best available.
"Yo, 'nother Jup please!"
by Ruben June 30, 2004
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Pilsner

Light beer, of which hops is an important ingredient.

Named after the Czech city of Pilsen.
"Mmm... Pilsners."
by Ruben June 30, 2004
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