toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

by rperazag May 10, 2010

Webmates

A realtionship in which two persons, exclusively in touch through the Internet, go to bed and wake up connected.

A: "Yo... what´s between you and María... that virtual bullshit?"
B: "We are webmates, we go to bed and wake up connected by the web... clean, economical and blissful relationship!"

by rperazag July 11, 2010

Zepped

24/7 Led Zeppelin addict.

A: "Where were you for the last 3 months? Thought you were death and rottin´"
B: "With my ax... workin´ on the Since I've Been Loving You solo."
A: "Boy, you are so zepped."

by rperazag July 23, 2010

Mr. Right

The asshole you are married to.

How did I get this Mr. Right? Anybody else married to an asshole husband?

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Craplist

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

by rperazag May 06, 2010

Supremely Girly

A girl’s girl.
A gay who dresses frilly (adorned, decorated).
A woman obsessed with “the usual girl talk stuff”.

I think Maureen is a carpet muncher.

No way, she is supremely girly. Look how frilly she dresses.

by rperazag May 16, 2010

techno-fugue

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.

In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.

by rperazag July 18, 2010