Definitions by rperazag

Recycling Fraud 

The dismal results a man gets from investing a load of money on his wife to better her looks through a nose job, a boob job, and liposuction.

Man, why are you so pissed off with Rodendra?
Look at the stupid cow! I invested full greenbacks on her and what did I get? A stupid hippo! Ain´t that recycling fraud?

Recycling Fraud by rperazag May 6, 2010

The Huffington Poo 

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.

Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.

The Huffington Poo by rperazag May 6, 2010

Lady Gagged 

Serial cocksucker.

Do you think Katya will stop cocksucking neighbors at the backyard every single night?
Nope... she has become Lady Gagged!

Lady Gagged by rperazag May 6, 2010

Craplist 

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

Craplist by rperazag May 6, 2010

Fetal error 

Unwanted pregnancy.

Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.

Fetal error by rperazag May 6, 2010

Three-Minute Rule 

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

Three-Minute Rule by rperazag May 6, 2010

Three-Minute Rule 

In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.

Three-Minute Rule by rperazag May 6, 2010