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Gen "Why"

A brainless generation that has no answers about the most important and critical issues in life, that accepts no responsibility at all, and that is stuck at infant´s level of astonishment.
My Gawd! There has to be an answer to ecocide (heedless or deliberate destruction of the natural environment, as by pollutants or an act of war).

Forget about that, this is Gen "Why".
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Marijuana Kitchen Culture

Drugs and debauchery in today´s professional kitchens.
Chefs getting high on marijuana.
Also known as haute stoner cuisine.
Restaurants created specially for the tastes of the slightly stoned chef.
"What an astonishing flavour! I must congratulate the chef; so creative"

Yeah, he must be deep into Marijuana Kitchen Culture.
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Haute Stoner Cuisine

To the maître d': "Exquisite otherworldly flavour."

Oui madame... we have a new chef from Brooklyn, recently graduated from the renowned Haute Stoner Cuisine School.
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Wenlock & Mandeville

Mascots unveiled for the Olympic and Paralympic Games in London 2012.
Named after the village of Much Wenlock in Shropshire. Mandeville is the birthplace of the Paralympic Games in England.
"We are sure that Wenlock & Mandeville will connect young people with sport, and tell the story of our proud Olympic and Paralympic history.”
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Jiapers

Jeans styled babies´ diapers made by Huggies.
"I don´t buy diapers anymore"

Why... your baby is using the potty seat?

Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!

C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.
Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.
by rperazag May 21, 2010
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Brainwaving

Thinking. The main symptom of a working mind.
How are you Daniel?
Brainwaving.
Boss?
Braindead.
by rperazag May 23, 2010
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