Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."
by rperazag June 30, 2010
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in-depth review

To perform intensive oral sex on a woman.
Hi Lucy, how was first date with Nathan?
Awesome, he gave me the best in-depth review in my life!
by rperazag May 10, 2010
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Absent Friends

Friends who are dead. People who are not physically around you, but that you carry in your heart every single day.
How do you face loneliness?
I am never lonely, I am in the company of my absent friends.
by rperazag May 09, 2010
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When a problem with a person is really a problem with the situation.
We tend to attribute people’s behavior to their core character rather than to their situation. It's the Situation, Not the Person.
“What a jerk!... see how he drives!”
“Fundamental Attribution Error honey, I wonder the situation he’s in that’s causing him to drive so crazy.”

"What do you mean?"
"He is the doctor in charge of emergency at the hospital few blocks away... don´t you remember?"
by rperazag June 09, 2010
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phallo up

When a woman decides to follow up a good fuck.
Hi Nancy, how was the date last night? Awesome, I will phallo up this guy.
by rperazag May 02, 2010
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BlackVery

Name given by dumb ghetto delinquents to stolen BlackBerry smartphones.
Yo... check my BlackVery... Ain´t it awesomest?
by rperazag May 25, 2010
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Stripper Prejudice

Social discrimination to which strippers are subjected due to their looks.
by rperazag May 03, 2010
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