hypopriest

A member of the clergy who is a pederast. A hypocrite priest.
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)

Father Robertson said he was filled with purity at the sight of the Pope last summer . But I know best, he is a pederast, a hypopriest!

by rperazag May 02, 2010

Seven Burger Patties of Hell

Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!

X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."

by rperazag June 18, 2010

Annoyer-in-Chief

Top asshole in power, dedicated to making the lives of people under his power as miserable as possible.

A: "Do you know who was appointed Annoyer-in-Chief... Your ex-lover Cindy."
B: "Rats!"

by rperazag July 07, 2010

Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.

Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!

by rperazag May 12, 2010

God Has A Plan

Form of backwards thinking that intents to justify intolerable atrocities caused by evil and stupid actions committed by human beings, giving as an excuse the moronic idea of a Divine Plan.

Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle Opposes Abortion Even In Cases Of Rape, Incest: 'God Has A Plan', she says.

by rperazag June 29, 2010

Online Cleanse

Extreme measure you take when you get so sick of the Internet that you unplug from it; includes not using Email, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and news sites.

I am so fed up with my online life that I will take an online cleanse for three days... I hope I´ll survive.

by rperazag August 26, 2010

did i kill your sister or something?

Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.

"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?

by rperazag June 15, 2010