Bloggerhead

Ok. Let´s go to the concert. Invite Markus.
Forget it. He is a bloggerhead.
Meaning?
Lives for blogging. Almost 24/7.
by rperazag May 08, 2010
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Poorn

Blue-collar porn, mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.
The porn available to poor people.
Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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Dictatorshit

A dictatorship that, even with all the power and an immense amount of resources, is unable to keep a minimum control on crime, or satisfy the bare necessities of its own adepts.
My father keeps a shitty dictatorshit at home.
by rperazag July 14, 2010
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"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.
A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."
by rperazag July 02, 2010
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Suck Huge

A: "How do you feel about your wife not remembering anything about you."
B: "Suck huge Alzheimer."
by rperazag July 07, 2010
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Tweetsdom

Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.

(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."

"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."

"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
by rperazag June 18, 2010
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Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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