by rperazag June 15, 2010
A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."
by rperazag June 22, 2010
Hi Karl, how is the new job?
Can´t complain, salary increase every quarter.
Wao, that´s moneyvation!
Can´t complain, salary increase every quarter.
Wao, that´s moneyvation!
by rperazag May 06, 2010
by rperazag May 23, 2010
Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.
(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."
"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."
"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."
"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
by rperazag June 16, 2010
The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
by rperazag May 06, 2010
Alternative to what? Alternative music is just part of this grand social simulation (assumption of a false appearance. Imitation or representation) where nothing is really happening but an ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea) reinstatement (to bring back into use or existence) of regurgitated (vomited) material... been there done that man!
by rperazag July 28, 2010