Definitions by rperazag
Doppelgambling
A variation on the word doppelganger (a ghostly double of a living person, especially one that haunts its fleshly counterpart).
A doppelgambling is making a bet you dreamed doing, that is, making it in the real world.
A doppelgambling is making a bet you dreamed doing, that is, making it in the real world.
X: "What are you doing later Bro?" Y: "Going to that joint on 72th... had a dream about lottery numbers." X: "Ahhh... doppelgambling."
Doppelgambling by rperazag June 19, 2010
Somewhere a dog barked
There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.
Somewhere a dog barked by rperazag June 19, 2010
Stupid is awesome
Stupid is awesome by rperazag June 19, 2010
Seven Burger Patties of Hell
Seven burger patties high whoppers (that’s 5.8 inches tall) served by Burger King restaurants in Taiwan and Japan to honor Microsoft’s new Windows 7 operating system. Highly expected in the USA.
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
The monstrosity with its 791 grams of beef contains 2,120-2,500 calories which is equivalent to the daily recommended calorie intake for the average man at 2,500 (the average woman should consume about 2,000 calories a day)!
X: "How was your Japan trip... scored any geisha?"
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
Y: "Geisha my ass... after gorging a Seven Burger Patties of Hell I retired to the bathroom crapping my soul out."
Seven Burger Patties of Hell by rperazag June 19, 2010
Tweetsdom
Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.
(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."
"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."
"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."
"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
Mourning at Wrong Corpse
When you get terribly sad for a breakup with someone who made you suffer badly, or wasn´t worthy in any sense.
People who go to a cemetery and, mistaking the grave, pray, cry and complain to the wrong corpse.
People who go to a cemetery and, mistaking the grave, pray, cry and complain to the wrong corpse.
Stop Mourning at Wrong Corpse Jenna... the guy is a major asshole, a worth for nothing loser... you deserve much better.
Mourning at Wrong Corpse by rperazag June 18, 2010
I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty
What women, who are too provocative and who love to show too much skin, say when shamelessly playing the whore card.
I'm not trying to be slutty," said Cyrus in a recent interview. "I'm not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys."
I'm Not Trying To Be Slutty by rperazag June 17, 2010