twisted chassis

Person with observable skeletal asymmetry, resulting in weird swinging when walking.

At first, I couldn´t dig such a weird swinging, then I realized that Gabriela has a twisted chassis.

by rperazag May 04, 2010

Mother's day torture

Extreme for of masochism endured by dysfunctional families (bunch of disgusting people living under the same roof) in which all forms of fake affection are mostly displayed through gifts in the form of electric appliances.

How was Mothers´day at home this year?
Well, you know... same usual Mother's day torture... we gave the old fart a blender and a bunch of plastic flowers.

by rperazag May 06, 2010

I´ve lost track of the world

Meaning that you have lost contact with reality.

I tell ya... I give an absolute fuck about everything human... I´ve lost track of the world.

by rperazag July 06, 2010

Somewhere a dog barked

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

by rperazag June 17, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

A young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter.

by rperazag June 14, 2010

ranking babe

Hottest girl around.

"Finally saw The Graduate."

"And... is it good, or just hype?"

"Well, it is about a young man of limited interest, who gets a chance to sleep with the ranking babe in his neighborhood, and throws it away in order to marry her dorky daughter."

by rperazag June 14, 2010

Lady Gagged

Serial cocksucker.

Do you think Katya will stop cocksucking neighbors at the backyard every single night?
Nope... she has become Lady Gagged!

by rperazag May 06, 2010