rosie's definitions

Jared Followill

Actually not a guitarist! He's the basist - get your facts straight woman!

Jared looks so face-meltingly cool when he plays (bass)

by Rosie January 1, 2005

fo shizl

For sure, of course

Will you be attending Jonathan's party tonight?

Fo shizl.

by Rosie January 15, 2004

jesse mccartney

The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.

Oh my god, i want to bang Jesse Mccartney so bad!

by Rosie April 1, 2005

sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

Crab Habitat

A home for crusty crustations...usually dwell in moist tuna smelling genitalia...

Holy shit look at that crab habitat...damn that girls got a freakin subdivision livin in there!

by Rosie November 15, 2003

Ho Spray Away

A cleaverly concealed can of glade...relabeled and used for the sole purpose of clearing the air when cam hos are present...much like other deoderizers must contain lemon to help rid of the stagnant stentch of a 3 day old open can of tuna!

Rosie sprayed some ho spray away the nite Tender and Leslie spread thier salmenella(spell check pls) pussys open in the hottub!

by Rosie November 15, 2003

Skittles

Someone with boobies smaller than an M&M...but larger than a tic tac...

The Cam Ho was asked to flash her muffins, and the cam pervs were shocked when she pulled out the tissue and they got to see skittles instead!

by Rosie November 15, 2003