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Jared Followill 

Actually not a guitarist! He's the basist - get your facts straight woman!
Jared looks so face-meltingly cool when he plays (bass)
Jared Followill by Rosie January 1, 2005
this word is often used by drunk people who like to break awkward silences by sayin random words as this.
can i h ave a beer...myah
silence.....MYAH!!
myah by Rosie December 21, 2004

confuddled 

'your talking so fast i'm confuddled'
confuddled by rosie December 15, 2004

metrosexual 

The latest trend of metrosexuals seem to be found in the postal service. The "tough guys" have found that women no longer gravitate to that species but rather a man who is willing to show his feminine side, to be in touch with his feelings, and to be able to display emotion. And, of course, a man who takes pride in his appearance (clothes, hair, nails, scent~and not afraid to wear lavender) is always going to be noticed.

In a business sense, if your heart is not in what you do, then you are fighting a losing battle. You must be passionate in your work and always show others that you genuinely care about their well-being. By doing this, you gain respect and a loyal following of your peers. You will always be successful in your endeavors if people know you are speaking from the heart. Without your heart, you have nothing.

Note: Metrosexuals have been confused with being gay, which isn't so terrible. And sometimes, you will find a gay man trying to pass himself off as a metrosexual because he cannot find the courage to "come out of the closet" for fear of embarassment. All that man would have to do is be honest with his friends because they usually already have figured out his preferences and are fine with that.
To find a metrosexual in the postal service, look around the room. When you spot the man in the Oleg Cassini suit with a lavender shirt and fancy matching tie (no boring solids, stripes, or dots), shoes shined, every strand of hair in place, and emitting the scent of PI by Givenchy or Jean Paul Gaultier you have probably found your man. If you are lucky enough to spot one carrying a man-bag, that is the man you want to get to know. However, if when you approach him and he can only speak of work, sports, or golfing, be careful, you might have been duped.
metrosexual by Rosie September 11, 2004

sporking 

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.
She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.
sporking by Rosie July 26, 2004

Skangers in a new car

A young common man buys a new car (well to be honest an old banger) and him and as many friends as possible cram in to take the first drive
The pub was packed last night, we were like skangers in a new car
Skangers in a new car by Rosie March 5, 2004

download whore 

One who downloads at the same rate as a whore gets pumped...much like a whores risk of contracting pussy fungal viruses and fatal viruses.....the download whore risks the same for the sake of doing what they do best!
Luva called me on the phone, AGAIN, to say,"helppppppppp meee!....i got this virus i can't cure!", To which i Replied "First step to download whore recovery is to admit you are in fact a Download Whore!"
download whore by Rosie February 17, 2004