Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021
Get the Don’t try to teach a pig to singmug. A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.
Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020
Get the Gerkymug. The Tourette's Guy's signature catchphrase. He says "Oh Bob Saget!" instead of "shit" or "fuck" when he is frustrated. When something goes right, he also says "oooohhh yeah! The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!"
by rosenovarocks April 13, 2020
Get the Oh Bob Saget!mug. A four-way reverse cowgirl is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous group of four people. Two of the partners are to mount in the traditional reverse cowgirl position. The third partner squats over the horse’s face and dangles their dick/pussy in their mouth. The fourth partner straddles over the horse’s legs and swipes their dick/pussy in the cowgirl’s face.
Jason and Caleb chickened out on having sex with Jessica and Katelyn when they insisted on doing the four-way reverse cowgirl.
by rosenovarocks April 24, 2024
Get the Four-way reverse cowgirlmug. When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
Get the Hovermug. An obsessed and entitled fan of a celebrity, movie, TV series, etc. who goes out of their way to worship who/what they’re a fan of. Their way of devotion is by constantly posting about the person or thing and saying, “(insert name) IS MY LIFEE!!!! (insert random emojis)” When someone slightly has a different opinion on the person or thing, the fanatic acts all offended by saying, “OMG STOP SHADING (insert name)!!!” or “(insert name) HAS A HARD LIFE! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!” Like damn we all have differences in opinion, ya small minded little bitches! To add on, toxic fans also go out of their way to belittle other fans who aren’t obsessed.
Unpopular statement: “Remember when iconic hairstyles in the 80s didn’t require hair extensions like people like Ariana Grande use now?”
Toxic fan: “Ariana looks beautiful just the way she is! Stop shading her because of her hair! (inserts several emojis)”
Toxic fan: “Ariana looks beautiful just the way she is! Stop shading her because of her hair! (inserts several emojis)”
by rosenovarocks January 21, 2021
Get the Toxic fanmug. Literally THE Queen of Rock and Roll! Joan got her start in the music industry when she formed an all girl rock band The Runaways in 1975 with Cherie Currie, Lita Ford, Jackie Fox, and Sandy West. When the band broke up in 1979, she went solo and formed a backup band with “3 good men, not show offs” called The Blackhearts. After being rejected by 23 major labels, Joan started Blackheart Records and released her own music with hits such as “Bad Reputation,” “Do You Wanna Touch Me,” “I Hate Myself For Loving You,” and her smash 1982 hit, “I Love Rock and Roll.” She was also an actress and costarred with Michael J Fox in the 1987 film “Light Of Day.” In the 90s, she was involved in the Riot Grrrl movement with bands like Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, L7, The Gits, and Bratmobile. She was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2015 and the documentary on her life, Bad Reputation, was released in 2018. She still continues to record music and tour internationally to this day. She is also an inspiration to multiple girls and women around the world.
Me: “Joan Jett is literally my idol, like she’s the Katy Perry of the 80’s!”
Some sexist asshole: “Pipe down, girlie! Girls can’t play rock and roll!”
Me: “Then how did Joan have such a successful music career? You need to pipe down, honey!”
Some sexist asshole: “Pipe down, girlie! Girls can’t play rock and roll!”
Me: “Then how did Joan have such a successful music career? You need to pipe down, honey!”
by rosenovarocks January 10, 2021
Get the Joan Jettmug.