rory mcmoose's definitions

collectormania

When a group of C-list celebrities (usually from science fiction films/programmes) meet up at a convention to sign autographs for ridiculous sums of money. Usually associated with the geek and nerd variety of teenagers.

GUY 1"Hey man you going to collectormania?"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"

by rory mcmoose May 8, 2005

american inch

Half the size of the British Inch.

MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

british inch

The true inch. An inch long. Nothing like the pathetic American Inch.

MAN"Look at my 8 inch beast!"
WOMAN"Jesus! That IS huge! I think I need some help with that...let me call a few of my girl friends..."

by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

mungo

Slang for Arse-hole.

"She has a well loose mungo"
"I need a shit man, my mungo's killing me"
"Savage my mungo"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

mooseplay

AKA playing with the moose.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.

"Come over to mine...we can skip the horseplay and go straight to mooseplay"

"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

bumbeard

1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult

1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005