rory's definitions

Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

by Rory September 3, 2007

warhum

a greetin that the Jamaicans like (wots up)

warhum homey wot happenin

by rory February 13, 2004

natapong

A huge, Asian gorilla that is capable of owning in CS. Are said to be found along the coasts of Western North America and many countries throughout Asia.

Dude you just got pwn'D by a natapong...

by rory September 26, 2004

Truxors

A term used in Burnout Revenge. A person who knocks alot of trucks over in a race.

"Wow Timmy, you are the Truxors"

by Rory November 7, 2005

rusty bullet wound

You ass hole, when exposed it looks like a bullet wound gone rusty.

She has a loose rusty bullet wound

by Rory March 31, 2003

splatooie

The onomatopoeia for when something gets splattered, as used by queer men, although they pronounce it thplatooie

I thaw the thcarietht movie the other day. A man got shot and THPLATOOIE!!! hith hed exploded

by Rory July 11, 2004

piece

your ring piece

my piece hurts after that ring of fire(see ring of fire)

by Rory March 31, 2003