Definitions by roger the fabricator

bonogomy

n., having only Bono or Sonny Bono as exclusive sexual partners

"I wish I was Cher when she was bonogomous"
"I don't believe in bonogomy"

bonogomy by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

non-bonogomy

n., not being restricted to only having Bono or Sonny Bono as sexual partners

"Are you into non-bonogomy?"
"Yeah, I don't believe in bonogomy."

non-bonogomy by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

busfucked by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

scratchosphere 

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching

Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.

scratchosphere by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004

blasterfladderap 

an exclamation of frustration used around children when you don't want to use the exclamation "oh,crap!"

Blasterfladderap! I burned the quiche!

blasterfladderap by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004

expungepants 

the act of accidentally shitting one's swimming trunks(or shorts), especially when it soaks through.

(a take-off of Spongebob Squarepants)

Kurt drank too much coffee and now he's gone all expungepants.

expungepants by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004

solidarity whatever 

a phrase(based on the wobbly phrase "solidarity forever")used to point out lack of solidarity or mutual aid

"Well, we drove 100 miles to help the striking office workers by bringing them food and money and now they can't even send a delegate to our meeting"
"Yep. Solidarity whatever."

solidarity whatever by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004