unfun

the evil opposite of fun. That which more approximates work, school, hell. The antithesis of a good time. Boring. Monotonous. Drudgery. Lifeless, limp, lame. No Fun.
Manufacturing widgets for Mr. Wanker's Widget factory is way unfun.
by roger the fabricator February 20, 2004
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homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.
"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."
by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004
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donut robot

n., a person or machine that makes donuts efficiently
Jesus Christ Jason! Yer a friggin' donut robot!
by roger the fabricator February 11, 2004
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busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.
"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."
by roger the fabricator February 11, 2004
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woo

n.(or adj), the way a person is when they uncritically believe unsubstantiated or unfounded ideas. Short for "woo woo".(See Russell's definition of woo woo)
Shirley believes that in a past life she was the Jolly Green Giant of Rainbowland. Shirley is very woo.
by roger the fabricator February 25, 2004
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tonsil paint

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!
by roger the fabricator February 20, 2004
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expungepants

the act of accidentally shitting one's swimming trunks(or shorts), especially when it soaks through.

(a take-off of Spongebob Squarepants)
Kurt drank too much coffee and now he's gone all expungepants.
by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004
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