expungepants

the act of accidentally shitting one's swimming trunks(or shorts), especially when it soaks through.

(a take-off of Spongebob Squarepants)

Kurt drank too much coffee and now he's gone all expungepants.

by roger the fabricator February 09, 2004

whoopie arena

n.,bed, bedroom or wherever you have sex.

This expression, so far as I know, was first used on "The Dating Game", the television game show.

"Gentlemen,
Last night in the whoopie arena, will your partner say there was more harmonizing, compromizing or agonizing?"

by roger the fabricator February 05, 2004

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

non-bonogomy

n., not being restricted to only having Bono or Sonny Bono as sexual partners

"Are you into non-bonogomy?"
"Yeah, I don't believe in bonogomy."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

werepunk

n., a punk that suddenly grows a lot of facial hair

Yikes! What happened to Jimmy? Oh my gawd! He's turned into a werepunk! Run!

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

socks

v., sucks, royally.(East Coast)

Frig it Scully, this town friggin' socks.

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

workerist

one who fetishes work. Oftentimes the workerist will either:
a. not work much or at all
b. be a workaholic

Crusty had a trust fund and didn't work. Helen worked at the steelmill for six cents a day. Joe is looking for work but must beg for food. Alan is a manager and yuppie. Whaat they all have in common is that they will all talk about how important it is to have a strong work ethic. They are workerists.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004