roger the fabricator's definitions

workerist

one who fetishes work. Oftentimes the workerist will either:
a. not work much or at all
b. be a workaholic

Crusty had a trust fund and didn't work. Helen worked at the steelmill for six cents a day. Joe is looking for work but must beg for food. Alan is a manager and yuppie. Whaat they all have in common is that they will all talk about how important it is to have a strong work ethic. They are workerists.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

werepunk

n., a punk that suddenly grows a lot of facial hair

Yikes! What happened to Jimmy? Oh my gawd! He's turned into a werepunk! Run!

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

expungepants

the act of accidentally shitting one's swimming trunks(or shorts), especially when it soaks through.

(a take-off of Spongebob Squarepants)

Kurt drank too much coffee and now he's gone all expungepants.

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004

non-bonogomy

n., not being restricted to only having Bono or Sonny Bono as sexual partners

"Are you into non-bonogomy?"
"Yeah, I don't believe in bonogomy."

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

no go zone

n., 1. an area designated by a neighborhood in which no cops and/or military (esp. foreign occupiers) are allowed to go or suffer armed resistance.
2.some other restricted area, like a bedroom or the cookie jar

We set up barricades on sixteen city blocks to create a no go zone against the robo-cops.

My closet is now officially a no go zone, so stay out!

by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

baby boomer

1. a person, usually American, born during the "baby boom" of World War II.
2. the individuals who (myopically)dominated American culture up to at least the end of the Clinton era.
(also: Boomers)

"Isn't it frigging amazing how the Beatles and Led Zepplin and the Grateful Dead and Paul Simon and all those '60's bands get so much play time?"
"Not really. They're all baby boomers."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

frabjus

just wonderful (from Lewis Carroll)

Oh frabjus day! Calloo callay, he chortled in his joy!

by roger the fabricator February 24, 2004