roger the fabricator's definitions

straight from the fridge, dad

a 50's expression meaning "ain't it the truth" and/or that's "cool from the git-go"

"Our new roommate Shinji, just went skydiving with the punks cuz he's a little crazy"
"That's straight from the fridge, dad."

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004

baby boomer

1. a person, usually American, born during the "baby boom" of World War II.
2. the individuals who (myopically)dominated American culture up to at least the end of the Clinton era.
(also: Boomers)

"Isn't it frigging amazing how the Beatles and Led Zepplin and the Grateful Dead and Paul Simon and all those '60's bands get so much play time?"
"Not really. They're all baby boomers."

by roger the fabricator February 5, 2004

no go zone

n., 1. an area designated by a neighborhood in which no cops and/or military (esp. foreign occupiers) are allowed to go or suffer armed resistance.
2.some other restricted area, like a bedroom or the cookie jar

We set up barricades on sixteen city blocks to create a no go zone against the robo-cops.

My closet is now officially a no go zone, so stay out!

by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

bonogomy

n., having only Bono or Sonny Bono as exclusive sexual partners

"I wish I was Cher when she was bonogomous"
"I don't believe in bonogomy"

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004

lubrication

n., alcohol, tonsil paint

Johnny, I think I needs me some lubrication from the packy.

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

going steady

the (generally mistaken) notion that a relationship is mutually agreeable

Elmer and Antoinette are going steady.

by roger the fabricator February 16, 2004