digger the dog

n., a dog that is not a dog but a lifeless toy. An imaginary friend created by a corporation. False hope. A sign of your dependency.

Digger the dog
Digger he walks with you when you explore
Just pull his leash
And go for a walk
He's your dog for sure

by roger the fabricator February 13, 2004

going steady

the (generally mistaken) notion that a relationship is mutually agreeable

Elmer and Antoinette are going steady.

by roger the fabricator February 17, 2004

tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

by roger the fabricator February 20, 2004

donut robot

n., a person or machine that makes donuts efficiently

Jesus Christ Jason! Yer a friggin' donut robot!

by roger the fabricator February 11, 2004

busfucked

to get screwed in some way while taking the bus. Examples include: the bus being late, standing out in the rain/snow/cold, having a shitty driver, having someone talk your ear off/assault you, getting sick later because someone sneezed all over you, etcetera.

"What took you so long getting to work?"
"Oh, you know, mass transit- I got busfucked."

by roger the fabricator February 11, 2004

woo

n.(or adj), the way a person is when they uncritically believe unsubstantiated or unfounded ideas. Short for "woo woo".(See Russell's definition of woo woo)

Shirley believes that in a past life she was the Jolly Green Giant of Rainbowland. Shirley is very woo.

by roger the fabricator February 25, 2004

homeland security seagulls

n., seagulls or robot seagulls that hang around on piers/pilings or where airplanes board looking for "suspicious activity". Work for the government. Fascists.

"Is that a real seagull on that railing?"
"Or is it a homeland security seagull?"
"Welcome to the police state."

by roger the fabricator February 12, 2004