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A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)
Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"
by roc18 April 28, 2010
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A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'
Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?

Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?

Cuz he's G Bro!
by roc18 March 13, 2009
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A total badass that every man wants to be when they get older. His commercials show just how pussified society has become in the past 50 years.
"I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

"Stay thirsty my friends."

Quoted from The Most Interesting Man in the World
by roc18 August 13, 2009
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K2The2K's definition is incorrect. Nujabes was not an MC/Rapper.

Nujabes was a Japanese Hip Hop Producer who is best known for his two albums Modal Soul and Metaphorical Music and his work on the Samurai Champloo soundtrack.

His music blended Elements of Hip Hop/Jazz/electronica to create a unique sound thats awesome to listen to. He also has the Ristorante Mixtapes which blend several musical genres together perfectly into one mixtape.

He tragically passed away in early 2010 when he got into a car accident. But his music will live on forever.
Rest in beats Nujabes
by roc18 August 26, 2010
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When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.
Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.
by roc18 April 22, 2010
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A meme on 4chan that lets you post what your face would look like in a specific situation. Usually posted in greentext with a picture of said face, like this.

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>mfw a eurofag called American Football smibbily wobbly ball near me
>my face when an American was fat near me

>my face when hitler was still alive

>my face when usa won the world cup

>my face when Soulja Boy is considered a musical artist near me

My visage, mfw, my countenance are acceptable as well
by roc18 August 20, 2010
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When the United States will finally win a world cup and thus cause the apocalypse.
The US wins the 2010 world cup!

*10 seconds later all hell breaks lose*
by roc18 May 16, 2010
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