robert e. porter's definitions

Anna Nicole

(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.

You mean that bitch is only 23, and the guy she married was 75 years old? Man, she did the Anna Nicole on that poor old bastard.

by Robert E. Porter July 20, 2008

pessary

(n. obs.) A medicated vaginal suppository or a contraceptive diaphragm.

I'll be right back to bed, sweetheart... I have to put a pessary in my pussy.

by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008

Milk of Fagnesia

A vulgar slang term for fresh semen.

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.

by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

sclut

(n.) A prostitute that smells like a maggot-infested corpse, due to not bathing for 4 weeks at a time. Any sclut can also be a scumbag slut, and vice versa.

Rob: Hey, Bernice, what's that smell?
Bernice: Whut smell you talkin' 'bout?
Rob: It must be the aroma of your dirty rotten putrid snatch.
Bernice: Prolly so. I done me a hunert-foty johns dis month.
Rob: Oh God, go CLEAN that snatch, you sclut!

by Robert E. Porter September 6, 2007

dickzit

(n. slang) A pinkish pustulant eruption on the head of the penis resulting from genital warts. Literally, a zit that forms on the dick, dickzits are also found on surrounding parts of the slippery penile meatus and can be spread to women, thus becoming clitzits on the slimy vaginal pussy.

I've got so many dickzits, my cock looks like a PayDay. Wanna eat me?

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.

Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

by Robert E. Porter April 8, 2006