robert e. porter's definitions

butt plug

1. A sexual device that is inserted into the rectum and held there by its conical shape. Supposedly to apply pressure to the prostate gland, resulting in more powerful orgasms.

2. A stupid individual, a dolt, a dumbass motherfucker

You no good son of a bitch, you're nothing but a fucking butt plug!

by Robert E. Porter January 10, 2006

snatch acne

As the term implies, an eruption of weeping sores in and around the vulva (pussy/snatch/twat/cunt/meat wallet).

See also clitzit.

Say, Doc, could you write me out a prescription for something? I've got snatch acne and my boyfriend won't fuck me!

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

quim

The female pudendum (sex organs). Mainly used in Great Britain.

Todd really got a thrill as he prepared to tongue Betsy's quim.

by Robert E. Porter January 21, 2006

holepole

(n.) A penis or dildo.

Hey, Bruce, will you puhleeeeezzz plug me with your holepole?

by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008

slutcunt

1. (n.) reflexive of cuntslut.
2. (n.) a prostitute's uncleaned vagina, or for the more colorful imagination, a horny hooker's putrid pussy.
3. (n.) a disreputable or deplorable person.

1. How DARE you call me a slutcunt, you cuntslut!
2. Sorry about the smell of my slutcunt - one moment while I douche.
3. Oh, go stick it up your slutcunt, ya slutcunt!

by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

muffdive

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006

bustier

(n.) A form-fitting garment for women in the Victorian era. Also worn as a cumcatcher by Madonna for Warren Beatty.

Oh shit, Warren. You spunked all over my fucking bustier again. Vogue.

by Robert E. Porter August 2, 2007