robert e. porter's definitions
1. A sexual device that is inserted into the rectum and held there by its conical shape. Supposedly to apply pressure to the prostate gland, resulting in more powerful orgasms.
2. A stupid individual, a dolt, a dumbass motherfucker
2. A stupid individual, a dolt, a dumbass motherfucker
by Robert E. Porter January 10, 2006
Get the butt plugmug. As the term implies, an eruption of weeping sores in and around the vulva (pussy/snatch/twat/cunt/meat wallet).
See also clitzit.
See also clitzit.
Say, Doc, could you write me out a prescription for something? I've got snatch acne and my boyfriend won't fuck me!
by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009
Get the snatch acnemug. (n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.
See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.
Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.
Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.
Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.
Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.
Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.
by Robert E. Porter August 10, 2007
Get the mouthwashmug. (Vulgar slang) - The COCKtail a person performing fellatio receives orally when the one being fellated has an orgasm in their mouth.
Boy, the jizz fizz I got down my throat from sucking his schlong last night was better than drinking a Black Russian!
by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006
Get the jizz fizzmug. 1. (n.) reflexive of cuntslut.
2. (n.) a prostitute's uncleaned vagina, or for the more colorful imagination, a horny hooker's putrid pussy.
3. (n.) a disreputable or deplorable person.
2. (n.) a prostitute's uncleaned vagina, or for the more colorful imagination, a horny hooker's putrid pussy.
3. (n.) a disreputable or deplorable person.
1. How DARE you call me a slutcunt, you cuntslut!
2. Sorry about the smell of my slutcunt - one moment while I douche.
3. Oh, go stick it up your slutcunt, ya slutcunt!
2. Sorry about the smell of my slutcunt - one moment while I douche.
3. Oh, go stick it up your slutcunt, ya slutcunt!
by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009
Get the slutcuntmug. by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006
Get the muffdivemug. by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008
Get the holepolemug.