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cry me a river

a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad song by justin timberlake. one of the parts has justin singing "cry me a river" over and over again in a really annoying voice.
Radio playing at a store: Cry me a river! Cry me a river!
Me: Oh god oh god oh god not this song again!
*i head to the gun store*
Me: Take this you piece of shit!
*radio is blown to bits by my brand new 30-06 :D*
Me: Yaaay! ^_^
by Robert July 16, 2004
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a/s/ler

Someone who always asks for your age/sex/location, even if you are taking the mickey out of the prat.
user1:I hate all of you
a/s/ler:asl?
user1:leave me alone intenet perv
a/s/ler:ASL BITCH!
by Robert July 11, 2004
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Hiawa

That dude is a hiawa.
by Robert July 10, 2004
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cradle of filth

Here's the way I see it.

Cradle of Filth are british (well, not all the members but COF was formed in britain and Dani is british and most of the origional members were british so they are british).

And British metal bands like to do things slightly differently than American metal bands. Take Iron Maiden for example, they were around the same time as Metallica, they are both Heavy Metal bands and yet sound very different.

Cradle Of Filth are a British version of Death / Black Metal. Their music and themselves has all the qualities a black / death metal band needs to to be picky why don't we called them BBM / BDM (british black / death metal).


Anyway, I think COF are an amazing band, just discovered them 6 months ago and allready I am well into their music. I started by listening to songs like: Presents From The Poison Hearted, Her Ghost In The Fog, Saffron's Curse and Cruelty Bought Thee Orchids.

I recommend COF to anyone who is into gothic type music and lyrics, someone who into bands from HIM to Slipknot could like COF. Hell! I am into many different bands and still like COF, amoungst my CD collection is: iron maiden, white / rob zombie, marilyn manson, HIM, slipkot, s.o.a.d, disturbed, murderdolls.

so this just shows that wotever type of metal you're into there's always a place for Cradle Of Filth in your collection who are currently at the top of my CD pile :)
Nymphetamine is coming this September ! ! ! that's just 2 months ! ! !
by robert July 7, 2004
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CardCaptors

A crappy anime with stupid chracters and bad music. whereas Card Captor Sakura is very good anime.
loser 1:Hey let's go watch Cardcaptors.
losor 2:After that we'll watch MTV and go support George Bush.
loser 1: yeah!
by Robert July 7, 2004
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Big Fat PeePee

From the Greek phrase "peepeeus biggus fattus."
Classic use; "Socrates you can just eat my peepeeus biggus fattus."

Modern use; "Hey you get away before I whip out my big fat peepee and slap you."
by Robert June 29, 2004
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POW!

A term used when acknowleding a woman with nice bosoms. Can also be used for a nice body in general.

POW originated from the phrase Prisoner Of War. In this case, the war against censorship.
ex: Damn, did you see that POW that just walked by? That's some grade A stuff right there man.
by Robert June 29, 2004
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