swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003

humpsex

both humping and sexing

Rob humbsexed emory, emory giggled.

by Rob July 13, 2003

rectum shaving ninja

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo

bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas

by rob September 02, 2004

Cascadia

The Region covering Oregon, Washington, and British Columbia. Also wanting to become its own country, and seceed from the United States. If so, it will be a nation of tree-hugging liberals.

Let's go to Seattle, Cascadia this weekend to attend the "Save the Pine Needles" rally. Then let's go to Portland, Cascadia to protest, because we are liberals, we have nothing else better to do.

by Rob September 05, 2004

gibson les paul

The greatest guitar ever made. A normal Les Paul has a maple, single cutaway body, Plated humbucking pickups, 22 frets and a rosewood fingerboard.

Guitar player 1: Hey man, I got a Fender Strat
Guitar player 2: That is pathetic compared to my Gibson Les Paul.

by Rob January 19, 2005

bisexual

a word made up to mean "attracted to both sexes". for men, its usually a half way stage to becoming gay. for girls, its a term used to get the guy they want

men: "dave, i think i might be bisexual"
girls "will you fancy me more if i say im bisexual ;) "

by rob September 13, 2003

Grundle

The area between the scrotum and anus

Lick my grundle

by Rob January 14, 2004