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Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.
Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.
Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.
Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.
by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010
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He: She has big breasts ....
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He: She has big breasts ....
Friend: You mean enormous and floppy?
No: No, just big and firm -- and great!
by ring-tailed roarer September 15, 2010
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She: Is Bob's girlfriend older than he is? She looks twice his age!!
He: She's only a couple of year's older, but she has the chewed nipple look.
She: Whaat!
He: You know: she looks like she's seen more pricks than a second-hand dart board.
She: That's harsh!
He: She's only a couple of year's older, but she has the chewed nipple look.
She: Whaat!
He: You know: she looks like she's seen more pricks than a second-hand dart board.
She: That's harsh!
by ring-tailed roarer April 25, 2010
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Guy: "What's that??"
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by ring-tailed roarer June 11, 2011
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She: Yeah, you've got a bad case of New Year's Die.
She: Yeah, you've got a bad case of New Year's Die.
by ring-tailed roarer December 27, 2009
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