Definitions by rickard from mi.

trumpette 

Trumpette

You got played like a trumpette.

trumpette by rickard from mi. August 30, 2022

Double donger 

When kicking a season saving/ending field goal, don't double dong it. i.e. hit the left post and then bouncing off the crossbar back into the endzone. DONG!! dong!!

Cody Parker kicked a field goal for the Chicago bears 2018 playoff season and missed with a double donger.

Double donger by rickard from mi. January 11, 2019

Burnt tortilla 

Don't get distracted or you'll burn the tortilla.

Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.

Burnt tortilla by rickard from mi. December 26, 2018

Shaded 

A person that is Sheltered yet jaded.
You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth but/and make pre-judgments because you are so Jaded.

Judge Judy lived a sheltered life but yet is so Jaded that she is Shaded.

Shaded by rickard from mi. November 21, 2013

momicide 

momicide- when a mother kills her own children.

the crazy mother committed momicide when she drove her car into the river with her children in the back seat and left them there to die.

momicide by rickard from mi. December 4, 2009