A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.
Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!
by rickabone April 28, 2013
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by rickabone January 26, 2011
Get the faceshitting mug.The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.
Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.
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