richard black's definitions

grope

With homosexuals, feeling the size (length, girth) of a potential trick's penis while the hardened penis is still in the pants of the trick.

Howard could feel something like the size of a hard gherkin in LeRoy's pants, so he decided not to grope him anymore and moved on.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

voluptuous

adj. appealing strongly to the senses, mainly to the eyes in a sexually gratifying way.

Brie Ann's stats of 44" ddd , 23", and 25" were the voluptuous assets she brought to Tyrone's bed.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

dillberry

See dingleberry. A crust of dried human feces stuck on anal hair.

Denny Dimwit scrapped off a few dillberries, rolled them up, and flicked them at his fellow classmates.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

tube steak

Gay lingo for penis.

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.

by Richard Black May 13, 2005

deflower

To forcibly take virginity away, usually from a girl...to pluck the blooming crotch rose.

Tyrone and Shi'Teshia were dates at the prom, he in tux and she in a white formal.

After the prom and the drive to the lake, Tyrone pulled off Shi'Teshia's white formal and deflowered her right there on the front seat. She'Teshia's mother knew what had happened when She'Teshia came home. There was no need to explain how the formal became red and white polka-dotted.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005

stud muffin

A masculine cover-up for homosexuality; usually seen as escorts for older women or starlets, often paid to do so, to perpetuate a facade, their masculinity.

Rock Hudson, James Dean, Monty Clift, etc. were all stud muffins, and movie goers didn't find out until near or after their deaths.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

pg

Up until the 1970s, the word pregnant was hardly used. If a female were expecting, she was said to be pg.

Oh, have you heard? Ellen is finally pg at 39?

by Richard Black March 30, 2005