richard black's definitions

facial

n. a form of birth control

Brie Ann was ovulating and even though Tyrone had masturbated three times that day he was still horny. He had to fuck something but didn't want another kid, so he fucked the cleavage of Brie Ann's 44 ddd's and spewed the juice in her face. It was quite a cum facial.

by Richard Black April 29, 2005

wadding

Stuffing; the insides of something

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

shitteree

A nasty disagreement that could lead to dire consequences.

Since the Board of Directors is so divided, do you expect this to develop into a shitteree?

by Richard Black April 1, 2005

wigger

A white nigger; a white person who dresses, emulates and otherwise lives as a black person.

Senator Byrd of WV used the term 'white nigger' on the floor of the U. S. Senate. It is in the congressional record and was used as in the above definition with reference to people being on welfare, foodstamps, medicade, etc. The term 'white nigger' is in the Congressional Record and the senator was not reprimanded for using it.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

swell

n. a hobo or hobo clown

Fred Astaire and Judy Garland were a couple of swells in the movie 'Easter Parade.'

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

Aunt Jemima

A fat, ugly black girl with messy hair.

Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

oral felching

n. kissing after a gay couple has had oral sex and the receiving partner not having swallowed so the two can savor the load.

Nick never swallowed when Kelvin came in his mouth. He believed in sharing and gave back a portion of Nick's load when he kissed him after finishing sex. At a party the other night, they found out this was called oral felching.

by Richard Black May 10, 2005