shawty

a short-changed black man; one with a short dick.
Ruby lost her horniness when she got home and in bed with Sam and found out his dick was the size of her tube of lipstick. She had accidentally picked up a shawty at the bar.
by Richard Black March 05, 2005
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rough trade

Dirty poor white trash or rednecks who want a good blow job but have a macho nature about them that says no; may or may not rough up the giver just a bit.
Sandy preferred rough trade when he was horny and wanted to give somebody a blow job. He liked being called names and getting slapped around. He also liked smegma.
by Richard Black March 14, 2005
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folding money

n. paper currency as opposed to coins. (Southern dialect).
Bubba was tired of all of that loose change in his pocket rubbing his leg so he want into the store and swapped it for folding money.
by Richard Black September 25, 2007
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mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.
The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
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unwed mother

Brie Ann has borne three children out of wedlock by Tyrone. Their union is without benefits of clergy so she is an unwed mother. Tyrone has children by Amber, Kiersten and Takeshia. He thinks there are others but is not sure.
by Richard Black April 30, 2005
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RU14692

A sentence meaning:

Are you one for sixty-nine, too?

Written on toilet walls in solicitation of a mutual blowjob, usually followed by telephone numbers. The two partners lie against each other with their heads in the other's crotch and perform fellatio.
Chuck had written RU14692 under the glory hole in every stall in most of the tea rooms along the South beach.
by Richard Black April 24, 2005
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cucumber

Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
by Richard Black May 01, 2005
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