richard black's definitions

beer cum

Foul tasting semen from someone who has been drinking and has ejaculated in the mouth of someone who has not been drinking.

Kelvin didn't like to trick at clubs or parties because he did not like the taste of beer cum.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

service

v. performing any of a multitude of sex acts

The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.

by Richard Black May 13, 2005

making out

Sexual intercourse; having sex; fucking

Tyrone pulled off Kiersten's bathing suit bottom, inserted his ram-rod and started making out right there on the beach.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

low carb

Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.

A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

numbing gel

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

by Richard Black September 5, 2005

quietus

end; cessation. The noun form of the verb/adjective quiet.

When the principal of the high school found out the football team was bulking up on steroids, he put the quietus to the practice.

by Richard Black March 18, 2005

out of wedlock

n. a phrase that indicates connubial or marriage benefits for male/female couples who have not married and are 'practicing marriage' out of wedlock.

Shi'Thead and Shi'Tisha often 'practice marriage,' live together for a time, and bring children into the world out of wedlock. There are no problems in this because welfare/US govenment will see the mother is well monitored during pregnancy, birth the child free, feed the child by issuing food stamps, provide for all medical benefits, and pay for the schooling of the child through college (Pell Grants). The mother receives a stiped, one for each child born out of wedlock. Everything is taken care of and life is wonderful. There is no limit on the number of children and couples often try for more children so they can get more money. So no wonder immigrants want to come to this country and live the good life and have everything taken care of by the government.

by Richard Black May 15, 2005