redgyul's definitions

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

See Does a bear shit in the woods?

"She just bit my head off. She PMS-ing?"
"Do one legged ducks swim in circles?"

by redgyul September 23, 2004

ll cool j

A highly successful and prolific (if not mediocre) rapper with above average good looks and lip-licking skills (which solidify his largely female fan base) and baseline acting talent (that keeps him firmly in the media's lens at any given time). LL Cool J is an abbreviation of Ladies Love Cool James, the artist's real name being James Todd Smith. Recent whisphers about the 20 year veteran include plastic surgery (facelift and some body work), his marriage's many indiscretions (both involved parties), the declining quality of his lyrics (notably highlighted in a feud with the talented Cannibus) and recurring monetary feuds with his label, Def Jam.

LL Cool J is not the Greatest of All Time.

by redgyul September 21, 2004

selah

Caribbean equivalent of "word up", as popularized as an exclamation in dancehall by Beenie Man. However the word has been used for years by Rastafarians as the origins of this word are Biblical; it's commonly used in Psalms at the end of a verse. In the more secular use however, it's used to emphasize a thought, usually at the point of its conclusion.

"Pon bed pon floor against wall/
We sex dem all till dem call mi/
Im di girls dem sugar dats all/
Welcome di king of di dancehall/Selah!"
~Beenie Man

(Translation for the interested: "I have crazy sex with women on beds, floors and walls, so well in fact that they are fiending and calling me constantly. I'm unquestionably a ladies man, and king of the dancehall to boot. Word!")

by redgyul October 6, 2004

to have a cow

inf. to overreact disproprionate to the situation at hand.

1a. "When my sister found me screwing her friend Becky on her bed, she had a cow."

1b. "Is she kissing him dude? I'm about to bash his &*%ing face in!"
"Don't have a cow man. Let the slore ride."

by redgyul September 24, 2004

go half

v. to assume 50% of the responsibility for an act and its consequences, the other 50% of same falling on the person with whom the act was perpetrated.

Let's go half on a baby.

by redgyul March 2, 2005

the whole 9

See Whole nine yards

He made his new wife sign a prenup, a divorce agreement....the whole 9.

by redgyul September 21, 2004

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

An expression of approval and/or indicator of future action. As popularized by Lil' John.

"We gon' get up in dis party tonight! Y'all ready? Lemme hear you say 'OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY!'"
~Lil' John

by redgyul September 21, 2004