Definitions by redfish
Karen
Ultimate boomer of all time. If you’re a Karen, you’ll want to talk to the manager immediately. Karen is probably a white mom who gives socks for Christmas. She is probably also a homophobic.
Stasis index
A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:
# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)
The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.
"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"
Stasis index by redfish November 5, 2012