red_beard_neo's definitions

The Terrible Secret Of Space

The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.

The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

red_beard_neo

I am me. Anything else is just a label.

Don't you just hate self-help books?

by red_beard_neo May 25, 2004

molasses

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

jambalaya

Excellent Louisiana rice dish, often with sausage or fish/seafood added in.

Can we have crawfish jambalaya for supper?

by red_beard_neo January 8, 2004

Mister Wizard

1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.

2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.

1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?

2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

homicide

Heroin cut with strychnine.

Homicide is some nasty stuff.

by red_beard_neo April 21, 2004

saltpeter

Potassium nitrate (KNO3), a substance used in explosives (usually gunpowder) and fertilizers.

Contrary to popular urban legend, saltpeter has no effect on libido, and too many side effects (high fever, etc.) to be used even if it did.

The army doesn't want to kill our soldiers with saltpeter. They want our enemies to do it.

by red_beard_neo April 14, 2004