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Definitions by red phillips

Covfeve-19 

Coronavirus, so named in recognition of its greatest ally in the fight so far.
We all remember 2020, the year the Covfeve-19 virus plagued the whole world.
Covfeve-19 by red phillips March 23, 2020
"Just got back to the house... CWYC."
CWYC by red phillips January 8, 2019

starejob 

When a porn hottie totally wrecks the vibe of a good blowjob by the aggravating and ridiculous habit of constantly staring into the camera.
One more potentially hot porn clip, ruined with a starejob.
starejob by red phillips June 4, 2018
Hope For The Best.
Need to drive across the Rockies in the dead of winter... HFTB!
HFTB by red phillips May 10, 2018
Because I Don't Have Any Money.
Every time you ask me why I haven't fixed something you know full well what the answer's gonna be... BIDHAM!
BIDHAM by red phillips December 16, 2016