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Definitions by red phillips

Covfeve-19 

Coronavirus, so named in recognition of its greatest ally in the fight so far.
We all remember 2020, the year the Covfeve-19 virus plagued the whole world.
Covfeve-19 by red phillips March 23, 2020
"Just got back to the house... CWYC."
CWYC by red phillips January 8, 2019

starejob 

When a porn hottie totally wrecks the vibe of a good blowjob by the aggravating and ridiculous habit of constantly staring into the camera.
One more potentially hot porn clip, ruined with a starejob.
starejob by red phillips June 4, 2018
Need to drive across the Rockies in the dead of winter... HFTB!
HFTB by red phillips May 10, 2018
Because I Don't Have Any Money.
Every time you ask me why I haven't fixed something you know full well what the answer's gonna be... BIDHAM!
BIDHAM by red phillips December 16, 2016