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Mortal Kombat

A popular one-on-one fighting game developed in the USA first released on the arcade in the early 90's. One of the first games that featured digitized graphics and actors (now extinct form of graphics). Mortal Kombat was developed by Ed Boon and his partner John Tobias (later joined Ed). This game also featured excessive amounts of blood, gore, and violence. That scored serious controversy. When the game was going to be released on the home consoles, matters got worse. Feminists and liberals began to fight the game actively. Feminists blamed the game for violence towards women and liberals blamed the game for excessive violence being shown to children. A group called the Entertainment Software Ratings Board was then developed because of the violence. The founder, democrat senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut. Mortal Kombat was so popular, many sequels and spin offs were made. Distinctive characters include; Liu Kang (a shaolin monk with black hair who looks like Bruce Lee and practices martial arts), Sonya Blade (a military woman), Kano (a bald criminal with a cybernetic eye. He throws knives), Raiden (sometimes spelled Rayden, a thunder god), Johnny Cage (an actor who kicks and shoots green energy spheres from his arms), Scorpion (a yellow ninja who breathes fire and fires a spear from his hand), Sub-Zero (a blue warrior, who belongs to the Lin-Kuei with the ability to freeze his opponents), Shang-Tsung (a sorceror with the ability to morph into other characters), Goro (a four armed monster) and Reptile (a hidden Green warrior, one can fight him at the bottom of the pit. He mimics the moves of Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Later in the series, he gained his own moves), just to name a few.

(Scorpion impales Liu Kang with spear)
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
(Upper cuts Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Liu Kang flying kicks Scorpion, launching Scorpion backwards)

by rbxfromdashow August 24, 2004

Way of the Warrior

An ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3DO. Way of the Warrior was a 2D fighting game developed by Naughty Dog (yes, the same people that made Crash Bandicoot). This game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphios they used in Mortal Kombat). The game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. The game involved some hilarious MK parody characters such as; Konotori (a parody of Kung Lao and Kitana), Crimson Glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on Sonya), Major Gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), Shaky Jake (a drunk Aussie who breaths fire), Fox (a complete parody of Jax, a tall black guy with sais), Nikki Chan (?), the Dragon (hahaha, a Bruce Lee ripoff), Nobunage (a kendo warrior), the Ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), Kull the Despoiler (a giant skeleton), High Abbott (a dragon), and Gulab Jamun (Gulab Jamun is an Indian dessert, the game Gulab is an evil swami). The game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.

Player1: oh shit, you fried me with Shaky Jake!

Player2: eat that, sucka!

by RBXfromdashow June 18, 2004

Jihad

Arabic for "struggle." In Islam, it could be any form of struggle. It could be as simple as getting out of bed, or it could be as complex as saving a loved one from death. It does not mean to fight against all those who do not believe in Islam. It simply means to conquer over any struggle a Muslim may have.

The Jihad for Ameer today was to help his friend with something he could not do himself. With his knowledge and expertise, Ameer found his friend a man who could solve his problem, thus his Jihad for that day was solved.

by rbxfromdashow April 17, 2005

Master Bison

A warrior from Capcom's Street Fighter series. He made his debut in Street Fighter II the World Warrior. He was the founder of Shadowloo and desired to become ruler of the world. Master Bison possessed a power called the Psycho Drive. This power gave him invincibility. He sacrificed all the good in him to gain this power, thus making him pure evil. The good in him took form in a woman called Rose. Bison did remain invincible until Gouki (AKA: Akuma) killed him with the infamous Shun Gokou Satsu. He is now dead. Bison wore a red outfit, he was bulky and wore a large cape. Had a distinct smile. His signature move was the Psycho Crusher, an attack where he flew in the air and charged at the opponent, similar to Raiden from Mortal Kombat.

Bison killed me with his Psycho Crusher.

by RBXfromdashow February 18, 2004

ass

1. Vulgar Slang/Noun. The buttocks or anus.

2. Vulgar Slang/Noun. A stupid, mean, or despicable person.

3. Vulgar Slang/Adj. Very or quite a bit of.

4. Vulgar Slang/Noun. An undesirable place of person.

1. Wow, Michel has a nice hot ass.

2. Man, Randy was such an ass today. He forgot to come to school.

3. Shit, that was a packed-ass club.

3 (2). Whoah, that's a big-ass monster.

4. Man, that place was the ass of the neighborhood.

by RBXfromdashow June 22, 2004