Definitions by raybeez

dr lugwig 

the medic from tf2. He has a bird named Archimedes and a spyhead

Medic:*has birb*
spy head:good evening dr lugwig
Medic:*bonk* spy don't use my real name

dr lugwig by raybeez February 24, 2022

stage smoke

the most horrible smell a theater kid knows.It smells horrible off stage and awful off stage.

I have never smelled stage smoke on stage but can only imagine the horrors

stage smoke by raybeez February 22, 2022

misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks 

when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time

medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky

misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks by raybeez February 22, 2022

bisexual cheese 

what we should call colby jack cheese

I'm bisexual and I like bisexual cheese

bisexual cheese by raybeez February 22, 2022

Piss lake 

when a lake drains on a full moon a band of thousand of snipers piss in the empty lake and call it the piss lake

snipers:*makes piss lake*
spy:WTF

Piss lake by raybeez February 21, 2022

ass mower 

what you use to whoop someone's ass

spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*

ass mower by raybeez February 21, 2022

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle

oatmeal container?

oatmeal container by raybeez February 21, 2022