Definitions by raw doggy
Elmo
A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA Sesame Street. His reputation puts infamous characters like Suge Knight, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush, Hitler (Well you get the point) to shame.
Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source also claims he is connected with Bert and Ernie but that's some bull. He doesn't fuck with those two faggots.
You'll usually see him around the big plaza of Sesame Street. If he's by himself, don't even talk to him. But if he's with his girlfriend Zoe, he'll be a little more patient with your biz.
He is rumored to be Elmo by day (A badass), and grover by night (A superhero). I can neither confirm nor deny that information.
One last time so you understand: He is cute, but EXTREMELY dangerous. If you see this individual, please call 1-800-ELMO-DIE. Remember you CAN remain anonymous.
Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source also claims he is connected with Bert and Ernie but that's some bull. He doesn't fuck with those two faggots.
You'll usually see him around the big plaza of Sesame Street. If he's by himself, don't even talk to him. But if he's with his girlfriend Zoe, he'll be a little more patient with your biz.
He is rumored to be Elmo by day (A badass), and grover by night (A superhero). I can neither confirm nor deny that information.
One last time so you understand: He is cute, but EXTREMELY dangerous. If you see this individual, please call 1-800-ELMO-DIE. Remember you CAN remain anonymous.
While there isn't enough proof, it is said that elmo stole the lyrics of all your favorite artists and gave them to Alvin and the chipmunks, who then cashed the lyrics and songs as their own and became rising stars on YouTube, practically overnight.
Elmo- great businessman, but the truth, do not mess with him.
Elmo- great businessman, but the truth, do not mess with him.
Baby Bear
Elmo's homie on Sesame Street.
Fat joe
As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST
Pittsburgh slim
The Scrawny Sylvester Stallone. Oh yeah, he's a music artist... I guess it's club music. Pretty good music.
Pittsburgh slim by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
Dr. Oz
Senile old doctor that turns the smallest little factor into a huge catastrophe on his show. The stupidest things become the biggest threats (see schmalfuss). If you suffer from agoraphobia and one day plan on returning back to the real world, do not watch this show. You'll be even more paranoid than ever.
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of Anthrax. If I were to throw Anthrax down a street, everyone from a mile from it that inhales it may die.
Me: Um... ok
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of DDT. This stuff man, could kill you man.
Me: Yeah, in like 70 years ¬_¬
Me: Um... ok
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of DDT. This stuff man, could kill you man.
Me: Yeah, in like 70 years ¬_¬
Brooke valentine
One of the hottest- and I mean that in two ways- Hip-Hop/R&B singers out there. What I love about the girl is that she keeps it real, isn't a sell out and doesn't look like a nasty got-every-STD-in-the-world hoe.
Brooke valentine by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
wilmer valderrama
He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?
Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.
Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.
"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.
wilmer valderrama by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010