Definitions by rasta badmon

splitting the G 

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers

“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”

splitting the G by rasta badmon February 9, 2025

a beat of meat 

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer

“it was only a beat of meat”

a beat of meat by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

21st Century Humor 

ayo the pizza here! oh, n word! ow, my ears burn! white people be like. then it go brap brap brap. black people be like. duggee. grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love. the kind of deals that make you *plants vs zombies victory theme* *fart noise* *taco bell noise* this n word really think he. "man licking camera* *fnaf hallway ambience sound* hellooooo i'm the nostalgia critic, i remember it so you- you give me fire, i give you rock. good deal. *gemma collins falls over* *nussy noise* *another fart noise*

that was some 21st Century Humor

21st Century Humor by rasta badmon March 6, 2021

quumf 

The art of sniffing ladies' bicycle seats. Well-documented in Viz Magazine. See also, snudge.

Quumfer: Oo-er, I was, er, quumfing your seat missus...
Quumfee: Get out of my house.

quumf by rasta badmon March 6, 2021