Definitions by raspberry (lust) muffin

cops 

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.

I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.

cops by raspberry (lust) muffin May 4, 2005

brown eyes 

The eye color that the culture seems to have something against. Everyone who has brown eyes wants to wear contacts to have blue eyes, as if they believe that brown eyes are the color of ugliness.

Since when were brown eyes ugly? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!

brown eyes by raspberry (lust) muffin May 3, 2005

moderate 

One of the political categories that is inbetween both conservative and liberal, agreeing and disagreeing with both sides. Liberals say they are "open minded" when they really aren't, and conservatives know that they are closed minded, but moderates are open to certain ideas and opinions to both sides, depending on the person and how they feel with each issue.

The conservatives are the left wing of the bird and the liberals are the right wing of the bird. However, the moderates are in the middle, which is where the brain is.

moderate by raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

bisexual 

The sexual mutt. The sexuality that is mixed between both heterosexual and homosexual. The sexuality that is also presently very popular with females.

That bisexual guy over there, as most are, is really sexy!

bisexual by raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

butt sex 

When a man or woman enjoys taking it up the ass.

"Amy likes having anal sex."
"John likes having anal sex."

butt sex by raspberry (lust) muffin March 12, 2005

abstinence 

The worst type of STD prevention.

That's what condoms are for.

abstinence by raspberry (lust) muffin December 5, 2004

sperm 

Something really fun to play with during sex, especially right after giving a blow-job and it's still in your mouth.

Why swallow the fun away?

sperm by Raspberry (lust) muffin November 16, 2004