rapsux's definitions

kash 'n karry

The grocery store famous for crappy generic food and about 2 people working in the whole fucking store.

employee: Hi, I'm the Cashier, store manager, pharmacist, and seafood manager, that's Leslie, the meat, produce, and shelfing manager. Welcome to Kash 'n Karry.

Me: More like Kash 'n Krappy!

by rapsux April 6, 2005

idiots

people who think the price is right is exclusively an elderly folks show.

Idiot: HAAAYY why are you watching the price is right there are only old peoples on it!

by rapsux February 20, 2005

puttin on the ritz

A old song remixed in the 80's. A pretty good song.

"Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the ritz."

by rapsux February 28, 2005

Venice

A town in West Central Florida. It is a very artsy town, with lots of old retired people living in it. The retirees think they've lived here all their life, so they think they have to complain to the city council when a bulding is too high, or some "young folks" are out skateboarding. They generally drive like shit and think they have the rights to everything, whether it be a good parking spot at Publix or right of way on the roads. Venice has a small airport also.

The old people complained to the city council that the proposed 2 story building was two and a half inches above the height maximum.

by rapsux May 6, 2005

Soccer Mom

Annoying bitch who stays at home to clean. She picks up here kids at school every day to lug them of to some kind of sports practice. She uses the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings as a tool to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kiddie learning games websites for 30 minutes a day. If someone says "an inappropriate word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. She usually drives an SUV with a bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little bitch of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to Oldies music or Christian "Family" Music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her precious angels who still sit in a carseat at age 9. bHer husband is usually a doctor, realtor, or some other money-making job.

Soccer Moms need to seriously tone down the "family" thing.

by rapsux March 16, 2005

ritz chips

A very addicting snack. Made of baked ritz crackers and come in a variety of flavors.

I had to go to rehab for my Ritz Chips addiction.

by rapsux February 28, 2005

Greg Maddux

Pretty good Cubs pitcher who has 300+ wins with the Cubs (2 stints) and Braves in his career. Known for having shitty ass "personal" catchers such as Paul Bako and Henry Blanco.

Greg Maddux pitched a shutout yesterday, but Henry Blanco sucked at the plate yesterday.

by rapsux February 18, 2005