Soccer Mom

Annoying bitch who stays at home to clean. She picks up here kids at school every day to lug them of to some kind of sports practice. She uses the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings as a tool to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kiddie learning games websites for 30 minutes a day. If someone says "an inappropriate word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. She usually drives an SUV with a bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little bitch of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to Oldies music or Christian "Family" Music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her precious angels who still sit in a carseat at age 9. bHer husband is usually a doctor, realtor, or some other money-making job.
Soccer Moms need to seriously tone down the "family" thing.
by rapsux March 16, 2005
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puttin on the ritz

A old song remixed in the 80's. A pretty good song.
"Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the ritz."
by rapsux February 28, 2005
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ritz chips

A very addicting snack. Made of baked ritz crackers and come in a variety of flavors.
I had to go to rehab for my Ritz Chips addiction.
by rapsux February 28, 2005
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zoom zoom zoom

Annoying phrase used in mazda auto commericals. Often accompanied by a crappy Mazda swooping by.
Retard: Zoom Zoom Zoom!!! Hahahaha....this is better than wathing that old peoples show called the price is right.

Me: Get a life.
by rapsux March 16, 2005
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price is right

The best gameshow EVER!
Everyone except complete idiots love the price is right!
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shitty

see paul bako and rap.
Paul Bako is pretty shitty today. No, wait ,he's always shitty.
by rapsux February 20, 2005
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Christian Conservatives

People who give Republicans bad names.
And, yes, and I am conservitve.
by rapsux March 25, 2005
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