rapsux's definitions

fucktwat

A really douchey, asswipish person who is really dumb, and really arrogant at the same time. A big, annoying twat.

Barry Bonds is a fucktwat.

by rapsux May 6, 2005

Cardinals Fans

Stupid Redneck Hicks.

Cardinals Fans: Let's go out and watch de, Cardinalz play and then hold our anti price is right rally!

by rapsux March 15, 2005

peter jennings

see assbag

A Canadian liberal assbag who makes his journalism look objective but always puts a nice liberal twist to it.

"The most trusted name in news".......yeah right!

by rapsux February 23, 2005

Chip Caray

A TV announcer for the Atlanta Braves. Used to be the play-by-play announcer for the Chicago Cubs, and sucked at it. He used the words a "whale" of a play and so forth. His jokes were unfunny. (See example). Him and analyst Steve Stone are now replaced by the even more unfunny, Dusty Baker ass-kissers Len Kasper, and Bob Brenly. Chip also seemed to love Craig Biggio, A LOT.

When the Cubs were playing the Anaheim Angels, there were a lot of bees by the camera well at Anaheim Stadium, so Chip said "They must of ate lunch at 'Arbees'.}" It was extremely unfunny and the only funny part was that Steve stone was speechless for like 2 minutes afterwards. That's how bad the joke was.

Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!

by rapsux May 7, 2005

wal-mart family

1.A large family that appears on wal-mart commercials. Must meet one of the following.


-Stay at home mom

-No less than 3 kids

-Mother has a southern accent.

-Mother drives a minivan.

-Shops at Wal-Mart. Duh.....

2. Can be applied to a family that has at least two of the above.

Dude, look at that wal-mart family, the mom has, like, 6 kids.

by rapsux May 5, 2005

the price is right

The best gameshow on the planet. Consists of many different pricing games, such as plinko, and cliff hangers. The host is Bob Barker one of the oldest (but best), game show hosts on telvision.

the price is right airs on CBS.

by rapsux March 5, 2005

shitty

see paul bako and rap.

Paul Bako is pretty shitty today. No, wait ,he's always shitty.

by rapsux February 20, 2005