One who renders himself conspicuous by affectation of dress, manners, and speech. The word was first familiarised in London in 1881, and is a revival of the old word dudes (clothes). We have several derivations, as dudder, one who sells dress-pieces; duddery, a rag-shop; duddle, to wrap up warmly (Halliwell), etc. It is not of American origin. The term is also unisex.
by Ram May 13, 2005
Get the dudemug. During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.
Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.
by ram February 25, 2005
Get the Apoopalypsemug. 
by ram July 12, 2007
Get the fragrant vagrantmug. A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
by ram March 08, 2005
Get the comedy-captivemug.