ram's definitions
During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.
Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.
by ram February 25, 2005
Get the Apoopalypsemug. Jake was nervous about being in a room full of strangers, so he made a fauxne call that lasted as long as the party.
by ram October 2, 2007
Get the fauxne callmug. 
by ram July 12, 2007
Get the fragrant vagrantmug. 
An Ihab is a damn beast. He averages 13 goals a game and 19 blocks. He once destroyed the world and rebuilt it with his beastliness. He also bought spinnin' teeth for himself and his future children. Ihab agrees that Bibby is majestic and thinks Allen Iverson looks like Ludacris.
by ram January 16, 2005
Get the Ihabmug. 
Get the shmoopmug.