ass of fire

When someone needs to fart really bad but is holding it in for some reason, and the gas is so bad it burns.

"Poor Sam. He was at an interview last week and had an ass of fire for an hour!"

by Rachel February 23, 2003

hamass

large buttocks

Look at her hamass.

by Rachel September 14, 2003

dutch joint

a marijuana joint smoked mostly by europeans that uses two rolling papers and the tobacco from a cigarette. the tobacco allows it to burn for longer and, if you don't normally smoke cigarettes, it gives you an extra good buzz.

"that dutch joint burned forever"

by rachel April 12, 2004

wemo

adj. Describes a person who tries to be emo but fails, or in other words, wannabe emo. Most wemo people listen to Good Charlotte and Simple Plan while taking pictures of their secretly happy selves in toques and unconvincabley sad expressions. A lot of wemo people DON'T know how to put on eyeliner and many of them sport buzzcuts. Tsk tsk.

"My life sucks. I have a wide circle of friends, a loving family, and roof over my head."

by Rachel May 13, 2005

Red Hot Chili Peppers

A very great band, who have had some member changes but all have been amazing musicians. The mixed funk with punk, and threw a little bit of rap in too. They've had many hit songs, and several successful albums.

Red Hot Chili Peppers were around before Faith No More, dumbass.

by Rachel April 24, 2005

Gerg

One of great cynicism and wisdom

Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts

by Rachel February 22, 2003

eliotitis

A disease that can only be acquired through injections. Symptoms include: walking bowlegged, feelings of euphoria, a sudden urge to buy Elliot snickerdoodle cookies, diarrhea.

When Adam woke up after the injection that was given to him in bed the night before, he was compelled to call the cookie guy for elliot.

by Rachel February 25, 2004