rach's definitions

muffin

Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin

I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.

by rach April 7, 2005

hoop residue

fecal matter mixed with other bodily fluids which 'mature' in the crevices of the butt..density, colour, smell and texture may vary from hoop to hoop..ie a trucker may have more pungent and courser residue than a ballerina..tends to accumulate and harden around stray hairs..tramps have this in abundance..can also be found under the nail if ass hole is vigorously scratched

my mate was buggin me so i scratched out some dam fine hoop residue and smeared it on the mothers' mints..oh how i laughed when the silly little ring piece ate it...i hope it went down smoothly!

by rach February 20, 2004

Black Out

A state of mental and physical impairment you enter after reaching a blood alcohol level of .20, which causes you to act in an uncontrollable manner. Unfortunately, the black out enables you to recall any of the events that occurred while acting so recklessly, and almost always guarantees awaking to wounds you do not remember getting or next to a person you do not remember sleeping with.

"I'm sorry. What is your name agian? I blacked out"

by rach February 6, 2004

hmm

Something somebody says when they are thinking about what you have just said. They have an opinion.. but dont want to tell you what it is.

Person A: I believe in faeries
Person B: Hmm (secretly thinking.. Idiot).

by Rach June 8, 2003

darkling

A singlular fan of the almight, amazing rock band the darkness. Has v good musical taste!

Do you want to be a darkling?

by rach January 24, 2004

leking

A man with unlimited beauty and self-confidence. A leking thinks he is gods gift to the world, and probably is. The fact that he knows this makes him somewhat annoying and amusing at the same time.

leking is loving himself again.

Typical leking

by Rach July 10, 2004

Rawse

a person who is mentally challenged coupled with an un-healthy obsession with hello kitty and toilet brushes

Ut-oh here comes that 'Rawse' from the special home.

by Rach December 27, 2004