ra ramses's definitions

Wolfology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Wolfology:
The study of acting or eating like a crazed carnivorous pack mammal hunting in arctic woodlands.

The selfish monopolization of semi precious objects is just one of the many wolfology traits classmates are reported to have observed before a fellow teen morphed into a werewolf.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Slurpology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Slurpology:
The study of eating or drinking in a noisy manner.

Slushy slurpies, a mainstay in Slurpology, and a go to consumable for any self-respecting Slurpologist.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Maceratology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Maceratology:
The study of softening, separating, or decomposing via soaking in liquid.

The brown recluse spider’s hemotoxic venom serves as a prime agent of prey maceratology.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Slothology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Slothology:
The study of slow-moving, lazy, and work-averse shaggy vegetarian creatures with hooklike claws.

Lady bugs crawl all around me, slothy slothology surrounds me.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Consumology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Consumology:
The study of eating or drinking via ingestion.

Shrinking oneself to the size of a nanoparticle to infiltrate the path of ingestion is the only rock solid form of tried and true consumology research, anything less than a first person observation point is trivial conjecture.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Gobbleology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Gobbleology:
The study of eating hastily in large gulps; the study of throaty male turkey sensations made via air wave vibrations.

Friday night gobbleology: a big bowl of buttery salted popcorn, decadent chocolate truffles sprinkled with spicy hot cayenne bacon bits, a hot mug of cinnamon apple cider, and my favorite sci-fi thriller.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018

Extravaganzology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Extravaganzology:
The study of all things beyond the bounds of reason; the study of all things excessive; the study of unrestrained resource expenditures.

The Joker’s maniacal extravaganzology only served to sharpen his chaotic genius, dabbling in everything from chemistry to mechanical engineering.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018