ra ramses's definitions

Gobbleology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Gobbleology:
The study of eating hastily in large gulps; the study of throaty male turkey sensations made via air wave vibrations.

Friday night gobbleology: a big bowl of buttery salted popcorn, decadent chocolate truffles sprinkled with spicy hot cayenne bacon bits, a hot mug of cinnamon apple cider, and my favorite sci-fi thriller.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018

Extravaganzology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Extravaganzology:
The study of all things beyond the bounds of reason; the study of all things excessive; the study of unrestrained resource expenditures.

The Joker’s maniacal extravaganzology only served to sharpen his chaotic genius, dabbling in everything from chemistry to mechanical engineering.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018

Indulgentology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

The study of permitting oneself to follow one’s will for self-gratification or self-satisfaction.

Chiron and Demetrius’ acute indulgentology led them to their sad current meat pie morphology.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Luxuriatology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Luxuriatology:
The study of enjoying oneself oneself without any limitation.

Gold flaked doughnuts, encrusted with tiny platinum sugar pearls, laced with rose gold icing; perhaps the physical manifestation of all things luxuriatology.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Munchology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Munchology:
The study of steady or vigorous audible chewing.

Countless mandible experiments have been conducted to contribute to the extensive Munchology behind Mr. Ed.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Scarfology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Scarfology:
The study of voracious eating.

Yogi Bear is a resident Scarfologist researching within Jellystone National Park, his contributions to the science of Scarfology are vastly immeasurable.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Piggieology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Piggieology:
The study of consumable overindulgence.

Miss Piggy’s obsessively complicated love for Kermit can best be described as passionate Piggieology.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018