Noun. Slang. Refers to the dreaded C-bomb...Chlamydia. The fishy discharge from the cock and/or cunthole and the spelling of the word chlamydia combine to make the Ivar's Special.
by Rob January 12, 2005
by Rob April 13, 2004
fully sik, boxhead, net addicted, normally found chasing greek men named jeza the man hunk.. can be found on #funkysexycool but mainly in #ballbreakers on austnet.org u knw uleh!
by rob February 25, 2005
Someone who tries to pick up on women just for the purpose of sex, and then moves on. Frequently in the context of on-line dating.
Jimmy has become quite the online hobagger lately. He took out 3 old hard up skanks last week and boinked 2 of them.
by Rob August 22, 2003
by Rob December 19, 2004
A cross between 'swank' and 'wack', swak, to masturbate at a very fast pace without thinking about afterward burning sensation and sore penis skin.
"Fuck me deep man, I had a nasty swak last night to that porno with the midget and the donkey you gave me, think I took 4 layers of skin off of my wang."
by Rob July 05, 2004