rOb's definitions

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

Jargon

A male sex organ, penis.

Hey Kyle, suck my Jargon! Hahahah!

by Rob November 8, 2004

bisexual

a word made up to mean "attracted to both sexes". for men, its usually a half way stage to becoming gay. for girls, its a term used to get the guy they want

men: "dave, i think i might be bisexual"
girls "will you fancy me more if i say im bisexual ;) "

by rob September 13, 2003

Grundle

The area between the scrotum and anus

Lick my grundle

by Rob January 14, 2004

Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde

The 4 most awesome bad-graffics ghosts EVER!

Dammit. Blinky just killed Pac-Man. But he's still 25% awesome.

by Rob May 13, 2005

gibson les paul

The greatest guitar ever made. A normal Les Paul has a maple, single cutaway body, Plated humbucking pickups, 22 frets and a rosewood fingerboard.

Guitar player 1: Hey man, I got a Fender Strat
Guitar player 2: That is pathetic compared to my Gibson Les Paul.

by Rob January 19, 2005

keep

"keep" is sarcastically said to someone you would like to stop doing something. Basically, it means "don't continue".

Sam, you're playing that music too loud. Keep!

by Rob October 30, 2004