rOb's definitions

the mess

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.

"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"

by Rob May 16, 2004

phagz0r

Relating to fags(phag)s. a person who is a fag

Stfu you silly little phagz0r

by Rob July 11, 2004

Blackillac

Any vehicle of the Cadillac brand which has been extensively and personally stylized by its stylish African-American owner.

-me: Man, you have a nice Blackillac. Wish I had one!

-Blackillac driver: You can't, you're white.

-me: <frown>

by Rob April 24, 2008

Bag it up like it's going out of style

To close a deal, specifically relating to getting a woman to engage in sexual intercourse, and to do it smoothly.

She's a hottie. I'm going to bag it up like its going out of style!

by Rob March 27, 2003

Jupatarlai

Planet outside of our solar system near the edge of the milky way.

"Welcome to planet Jupatarlai!"

by Rob December 24, 2003

skater

sum1 who likes to skate.they dont hav to be good they just hav to enjoy it if u like to skateboard ur a skater.but dumbass posers who spell skate with an 8 are posers

He likes to skateboard therefore he is a skater not a dumbass sk8er

by rob January 8, 2004

Spooch

The female genitalia

My cat licked her spooch

by Rob December 10, 2003