quartz89's definitions

PVC pipe

substitute for a dildo

PVC pipe af

by quartz89 February 3, 2022

Derek Stephen Prince

he turned into Switzerland. He is still Switzerland

Derek Stephen Prince

by quartz89 April 13, 2022

welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony

welcome to my murder hotel kj

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

SG-201 Mow

A really expensive powerful lawnmower that is banned in war because of its amazing explosive-warlike capabilities... It can destroy a nuclear bunker in one shot and can be used as a powerful armored vehicle... This lawnmower even survived Tsar Bomba explosion, It is worth $100,000,000,000... And now Ukraine is buying it today!

SG-201 Mow

by quartz89 March 13, 2022

Thrombotic microangiopathy

a condition where the pussy eats away anything in touches

Thrombotic microangiopathy a

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

pips dad

what pip keeps in his basement

pips dad is hooked

by quartz89 February 2, 2022

Zeeple Dome

A really fun Jackbox game, would recommend. Trust me.

Zeeple Dome is amazing!

by quartz89 January 13, 2022