quartz89's definitions

cummentary

where you do commentary and cum in someones face at the same time (thats a fun job....)

cummentary us

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

shark waterbottle

a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-

my shark waterbottle is cool

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

vulgarist

a skill where you can say, rap, or sing all the curse words

my friend is a Vulgarist

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

castopia48

good at drawing, loves shark meat, shark slanderer. Overall a good friend :)

castopia48 :)

by quartz89 February 3, 2022

eating clit

A very normal hobby some people like to do everyday... They imagine the clit like its Oreos to boost motivation!

eating clit

by quartz89 March 14, 2022

cummify

when you take part in bukkake and the cum hardens into a hard shell.

i cummify Brit

by quartz89 January 27, 2022

Blather 'Round

a game where you "stupidly, horribly, and idiotically" describe the prompt you pick, and if you guess it you get horny points. If you win you get to fuck Ms. Bubbles for no charge. WARNING: Has a high chance for dick to drown in water.

Blather 'Round is fun

by quartz89 February 1, 2022