qbert 's definitions

netbsd

Without a doubt, the best free UNIX-like operating system available. NetBSD is known for it's portability, security, and stability. I would even go as far to say NetBSD is even better than OpenBSD. FreeBSD would be a close second to NetBSD. NetBSD is also superior to the UNIX ripoff operating system: "Linux".

Compared to to many distributions of Linux, such as "Slackware", NetBSD is easier to install, is more secure, and is more stable.

by Qbert May 12, 2004

GetMem

GetMem() is the Turbo Pascal/Delphi equivalent to C/C++'s malloc() function; which is used for dynamic memory allocation in computer programming.

When the C programmer whipped out malloc(), the Pascal programmer whipped out GetMem() in defense.

by Qbert June 13, 2005

ytcracker

totally fucking suite. one time, me and ytcracker smoked mad marlboro reds and hollered at batman on the batman phone. do not front, because even if you're jealous, you've got to come to the realization that you're a hater. must suck to be an aohaxor and never make a name for yourself :)

ytcracker pwned my box and my girlfriend's, too.

by qbert April 5, 2005

Lee

A famous jean company. Lee is second best to Levi's.

I just baught me a new pair of Lee jeans.

by qbert January 29, 2006

skaggy-bawed

As described in the book "Trainspotting," too high on cocaine to have sex.

I want to, but all that skag has made me so damn skaggy-bawed.

by qbert January 18, 2005

asterisk

asterisk is open source PBX software designed for the Linux operating system.

asterisk eliminates the need of buying hundreds or even thousands of dollars worth of dedicated PBX hardware.

Aside from Linux, asterisk also runs on various other operating systems, including: BSD, OS X, and now the Windows operating system using "AstWind" package.

Admin: We need a PBX for our organization, but we're kinda low on cash to buy expensive PBX hardware...

Assistant: No problem! Use asterisk, the open source Linux PBX.

Admin: I feel so stupid...

by Qbert February 2, 2005

gate

A term often used on IRC to refer to a proxy server IP address.

<IRCer1> I'm a load all my flood bots and flood this channel!

*Bots Join Channel*

<IRCer2> Thanks for the gates!

by qbert July 18, 2004