pussy cruncher's definitions

Dingle Berry Plucker

A dingle berry plucker is a person who has the special skill of playing music with a persons ass hairs. Like a Harp the person will pull the dingle berry hairs till they are tight. Then they will plauck the hairs creating music.

Herbert Finkle was a very skilled dingle berry plucker.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Nutsackectomy

Nutsackectomy is when your nut sack is sliced in two from a foreign object.

Herbert Finkle flew off his bike and hit a jagged metal pole causing is nut sack to split in two which was a nutsackectomy.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.

Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Stinky Finger Toilet Paper

Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.

Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.

by pussy cruncher January 6, 2012

Italian Taco

When the buttcheeks are pulled apart , then you take a shit in their butt crack, next you jizz in it, followed by the squeezing of the buttcheeks, and finally you eat it up making it appear to resemble a taco.

Herbert Finkle was incredibly pleased after he performed his first Italian Taco.

by pussy cruncher August 15, 2011

Luke Parry

A luke Parry if done right, is when you are having sex, you place the person on the ground on their chest. Next you do a backflip and try to pin point it perfect to end up analing the person.

Ross hurt is penis doing a Luke Parry with his wife.

by pussy cruncher August 29, 2011

The Burns Syndrome

The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.

Gary had to move school after an incounter with The Burns Syndrome.

by pussy cruncher September 1, 2011