Guff

A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.
David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.
by pussy cruncher September 08, 2011
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The Burns Syndrome

The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.
Gary had to move school after an incounter with The Burns Syndrome.
by pussy cruncher August 30, 2011
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Butt Surge

A Butt Surge done right is when you get a car battery and connect it to electrical wires and next you attach clamps to the end of them. Then you attach the clamps to your anal cavity. If it is promperly connected you should get enery charges inside your asshole.
Luke Parry was ruched to the hospital after a Butt Surge gone wrong.
by pussy cruncher September 07, 2011
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Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
by pussy cruncher January 05, 2012
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Dingle Berry Plucker

A dingle berry plucker is a person who has the special skill of playing music with a persons ass hairs. Like a Harp the person will pull the dingle berry hairs till they are tight. Then they will plauck the hairs creating music.
Herbert Finkle was a very skilled dingle berry plucker.
by pussy cruncher January 05, 2012
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Horse Wrangler

A person male or female that obsesses about horses this person is usually around horses or can be totally obsessed about horse at first glance, some horse wranglers are not just obsessed they can get pleasure and sexual arrousment from horses.
My neighbour is such a freak he is the biggest horse wrangler I know.
by pussy cruncher September 08, 2011
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Luke Parry

A luke Parry if done right, is when you are having sex, you place the person on the ground on their chest. Next you do a backflip and try to pin point it perfect to end up analing the person.
Ross hurt is penis doing a Luke Parry with his wife.
by pussy cruncher August 27, 2011
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