pussy cruncher's definitions

Stinky Finger Toilet Paper

Stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your ass your fingers smell like shit. Stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.

Herbert Finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. When he was done wiping his ass with stinky finger toilet paper.

by pussy cruncher January 6, 2012

Dingle Berry Plucker

A dingle berry plucker is a person who has the special skill of playing music with a persons ass hairs. Like a Harp the person will pull the dingle berry hairs till they are tight. Then they will plauck the hairs creating music.

Herbert Finkle was a very skilled dingle berry plucker.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Nutsackectomy

Nutsackectomy is when your nut sack is sliced in two from a foreign object.

Herbert Finkle flew off his bike and hit a jagged metal pole causing is nut sack to split in two which was a nutsackectomy.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.

Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Butt Surge

A Butt Surge done right is when you get a car battery and connect it to electrical wires and next you attach clamps to the end of them. Then you attach the clamps to your anal cavity. If it is promperly connected you should get enery charges inside your asshole.

Luke Parry was ruched to the hospital after a Butt Surge gone wrong.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011

Guff

A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.

David sliced is gouch trying to shave his guff.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011

Horse Wrangler

A person male or female that obsesses about horses this person is usually around horses or can be totally obsessed about horse at first glance, some horse wranglers are not just obsessed they can get pleasure and sexual arrousment from horses.

My neighbour is such a freak he is the biggest horse wrangler I know.

by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011