pussy cruncher's definitions
A dingle berry plucker is a person who has the special skill of playing music with a persons ass hairs. Like a Harp the person will pull the dingle berry hairs till they are tight. Then they will plauck the hairs creating music.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012
Get the Dingle Berry Pluckermug. A luke Parry if done right, is when you are having sex, you place the person on the ground on their chest. Next you do a backflip and try to pin point it perfect to end up analing the person.
by pussy cruncher August 29, 2011
Get the Luke Parrymug. Herbert Finkle flew off his bike and hit a jagged metal pole causing is nut sack to split in two which was a nutsackectomy.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012
Get the Nutsackectomymug. The Burns syndrome is when you are annoyed by a person so much you contomplate sucide. The Burns syndrome can be tough especially when the person is a type A stalker and won`t leave you alone. Typically people with the burns syndrome are small and stumpy.
by pussy cruncher September 1, 2011
Get the The Burns Syndromemug. A guff is a patch of hair located on a mans gouch or even possibly a womans. Guffs can be all different shapes and sizes.
by pussy cruncher September 8, 2011
Get the Guffmug. When the buttcheeks are pulled apart , then you take a shit in their butt crack, next you jizz in it, followed by the squeezing of the buttcheeks, and finally you eat it up making it appear to resemble a taco.
by pussy cruncher August 15, 2011
Get the Italian Tacomug. The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012
Get the Jelly Ballsmug.