Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.
British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
I met my girlfriend on Handbook.
by pubesforpetrolem June 18, 2010
refers to any offsping or offspring offspring of Sarah Palin; This term was introduced after the Palin children became newsworthy in late 2009 when it was deemed both offensive and redundant to call Palin's bastard children retarded.
by pubesforpetrolem August 01, 2011
A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.
On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.
by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010
The act of a 40ish year old man being forced to eat white dog shit by a group of pre-pubescent teens.
by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010
In the late 1800s the Seminole Indian Tribe in Florida secretly took in escaped slaves. These freed negro slaves naturally banged several Seminole women. They am referred to it as "Hitting the Sqabutt." Their children are said to be Nigdigenous to Florida.
Hung Like Horse is Niggdigenous to Florida.
by pubesforpetrolem August 02, 2011
When a hot chick walks in front of your jail cell, and you get her attention as you through your warm man goo in her face.
by pubesforpetrolem June 13, 2010