professional rawdogger's definitions

Dylan Mendetta

Has sexual relations with his car and keeps tampons in his bag at school for the female friend he wants to rail

See Dylan Mendetta right there? He keeps feminine products in his bag

by Professional RawDogger July 15, 2022

Anna Elizabeth Murphy

A girl who attracts men named Daniel who’s last name starts with W

See Dan over there? Anna Elizabeth Murphy has him under her spell

by Professional RawDogger July 13, 2022

Zoie Tesi

A tall brunette who can jump 36 feet in track and field but can’t dunk on an 8 foot rim.

That’s Zoie Tesi the supposed “track star”

by Professional RawDogger July 15, 2022

Bestie’d

Getting bestied, getting friendzoned by someone you’re down bad for

“Bro why is he trying so hard she doesn’t even want him?”

“To be honest I don’t know, he got his ass bestie’d and doesn’t even know”

by professional rawdogger July 21, 2022

Layla marie diamond grey

Loves Star Wars and Oreo milkshakes

You see Layla over there, we call her Layla marie diamond grey

by Professional RawDogger June 18, 2022

Daniel Waldvogel

Has a massive crush on Anna Elizabeth Murphy, even stalks her TikToks sometimes.

You see that kid right there? We don’t know his name so we just call him Daniel Waldvogel

by Professional RawDogger July 14, 2022

Jacob Michael Laino

A boy so racist it’s almost scary, he is attracted to types of girls that he likes to insult and then is surprised when he gets dumped. He admits he’s gay every other day and then claims to have never said that. His catchphrase is “give me sex”

You see that boy over there? We call him Jacob Michael Laino for a reason.

by Professional RawDogger July 13, 2022