Definitions by pro-nun-see-a-shun

Bollocks

What Tony Blair lacks

Bollocks by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

Vaseline 

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

Vaseline by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

Tesco 

The best supermarket in England.

"Let's go get some porno at Tesco"

Tesco by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 

The formal term for the UK.

"Dude, let's go on holiday to Skegness in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

Mullet

1) Any one of numerous fishes of the genus Mugil.
2) A great haircut used in the 80's and in Canada. You have to have grande cojones to grow one.

1) "Dude, let's go to the aquarium and look at mullets"
2) "Dude, pwned by teh mullet"

Mullet by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

SAS 

Special Air Service. Britain's L337 CT squad.

"You taste your ass sweat?"

SAS by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

mp5 

Submachine gun. MP is actually the german words for "Machine Pistol"

"Dude, dagashi's mom was pwned by his dad with a MP5"

mp5 by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003