pretty boy's definitions

douche o potamus

Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.

1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.

3. One with an intolerable personality.

Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.

by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010

Boston Banger

When you fill a condom with baked beans, freeze it, then use it to pleasure yourself with.

Dude, Ashley pulled a Boston Banger out of the freezer last night and wanted me to use it on her!

by Pretty Boy November 23, 2020

serrah

the smartest person in the world. Very talented and beautiful.

All the girls want to be like Serrah.
Serrah is the best.
Woah~ It's serrah.

by pretty boy March 9, 2005

Angela

Angela is a female given name. It is derived from the Greek word ángelos (αγγελος), meaning "messenger of God".

Angela is a size queen with an affinity for dark men, glory holes, and huge cocks.

She will sleep with your boyfriend/husband, then laugh and grin in your face, thinking you don't know about it.

"Girls, hold on to your men, Angela's in the house."

by Pretty Boy October 4, 2011

Dangea

Dangea is an internet phenomenon, rather like the Chuck Norris phenomenon, only with far further reaching consequences.

Dangea puts the FUN in funeral, and the LAUGHTER in slaughter.

by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010

Colon Popper

One who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the anal canal of a male counterpart. Usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. This normally occurs in rageful sadistic homosexual sex. Could cause heavy blood loss. The name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the anus, it makes a "POP!" sound

Doctor: "Sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition."
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper

by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014

Spine Jammer

One who jams, implodes, shatters, spins, or twist a male's spine during homosexual intercourse. Resulting in the jammie (the one who's spine was deformed) having to use a wheel chair for a year to the rest of his life (depending on the force and intensity of the spine jammer). Could cause the full-body to be paralyzed.

Ian: "lets have sex"
Other male: "No way. I heard your a spine jammer, and i still want to be able to walk."

by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014