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by Pretty Boy November 23, 2020
Get the Boston Banger mug.One who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the anal canal of a male counterpart. Usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. This normally occurs in rageful sadistic homosexual sex. Could cause heavy blood loss. The name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the anus, it makes a "POP!" sound
Doctor: "Sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition."
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper
by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014
Get the Colon Popper mug.One who jams, implodes, shatters, spins, or twist a male's spine during homosexual intercourse. Resulting in the jammie (the one who's spine was deformed) having to use a wheel chair for a year to the rest of his life (depending on the force and intensity of the spine jammer). Could cause the full-body to be paralyzed.
Ian: "lets have sex"
Other male: "No way. I heard your a spine jammer, and i still want to be able to walk."
Other male: "No way. I heard your a spine jammer, and i still want to be able to walk."
by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014
Get the Spine Jammer mug.One who jams, implodes, shatters, spins, or twist a male's spine during homosexual intercourse. Resulting in the jammie (the one who's spine was deformed) having to use a wheel chair for a year to the rest of his life (depending on the force and intensity of the spine jammer). Could cause the full-body to be paralyzed.
Ian: "lets have sex"
Other male: "No way. I heard your a spine jammer, and i still want to be able to walk."
Other male: "No way. I heard your a spine jammer, and i still want to be able to walk."
by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014
Get the Spine Jammer mug.Angela is a female given name. It is derived from the Greek word ángelos (αγγελος), meaning "messenger of God".
Angela is a size queen with an affinity for dark men, glory holes, and huge cocks.
She will sleep with your boyfriend/husband, then laugh and grin in your face, thinking you don't know about it.
Angela is a size queen with an affinity for dark men, glory holes, and huge cocks.
She will sleep with your boyfriend/husband, then laugh and grin in your face, thinking you don't know about it.
by Pretty Boy October 4, 2011
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The term size queen is slang for a person, usually a gay male, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a larger-than-average penis. A size queen may use penis size as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner'
A person who has sexual relations exclusively with guys who have large penises.
A homosexual male or heterosexual female who is attracted to men with larger than average penises
The term size queen is slang for a person, usually a gay male, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a larger-than-average penis. A size queen may use penis size as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner'
A person who has sexual relations exclusively with guys who have large penises.
A homosexual male or heterosexual female who is attracted to men with larger than average penises
Neal, "We really should introduce Angela to that new boy.
What do they call him, Fuschia?"
Bob, "Oh, you are soo right; after all, she is such a size queen! Such a naughty boy."
What do they call him, Fuschia?"
Bob, "Oh, you are soo right; after all, she is such a size queen! Such a naughty boy."
by Pretty Boy October 4, 2011
Get the Size Queen mug.Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.
1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
3. One with an intolerable personality.
1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
3. One with an intolerable personality.
Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.
by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010
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