poppilopo's definitions

South Bleach

The tacky yellowish-green hair color that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

smartphone-o-fart

Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.

I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Procrastinator's Motto

"Why put off today what you can put off tomorrow?"

If you want something to get done, don't ask Bill to do it. He subscribes to the "procrastinator's motto".

by poppilopo June 4, 2009

Flo-rid-a-tot

A child conceived from having unprotected sex while on spring vacation in Florida.

Did you hear about Mary's Flo-rid-a-tot? Yeah, she got knocked-up during spring break in Daytona Beach.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

South Beached

What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.

Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

Flo-rid-a-tard

An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.

I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.

Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009