The act of achieving a heightened state of sexual arousal by placing your vibrating cell phone on or near any of either yours or your partner's erogenous zones.
I have to say that my girlfriend is one of the most cell-u-larogenous people I know. She knows just when and where to place her vibrating cell phone on my body.
I was so lonely the other night, I had to get cell-u-larogenouos.
I was so lonely the other night, I had to get cell-u-larogenouos.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.
When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Any gay person who has been hanging out on South Beach longer than some of the trees.
See (Order: Fagales
Family: Fagaceae
Genus: Fagus)
See (Order: Fagales
Family: Fagaceae
Genus: Fagus)
by poppilopo June 13, 2009
a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.
by poppilopo June 13, 2009
The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.
I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.
I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.
I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
by poppilopo June 05, 2009
The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.
I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.
by poppilopo June 13, 2009