Definitions by poppilopo

comp-u-terd 

The professional computer assistant you call to help you with a computer problem who either treats you like shit because
they think they are God since they know more about computers than you or who is of absolutely no help at all because in fact they know absolutely nothing about computers and have just charged you to make your problem even worse.

I just got off the phone with that comp-u-terd who works for the company that sold me my computer. I paid $50 dollars in advance to get help removing a virus and now my hard drive won't boot.

comp-u-terd by poppilopo June 12, 2009

smartphone-o-fart 

Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.

I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.

smartphone-o-fart by poppilopo June 12, 2009

inclement webber 

Someone who only accesses the internet during periods of foul weather.

If it's nice outside, you won't find me surfing the net. I'm strictly an inclement webber.

inclement webber by poppilopo June 12, 2009

South Beech 

Any gay person who has been hanging out on South Beach longer than some of the trees.

See (Order: Fagales

Family: Fagaceae

Genus: Fagus)

Like a tree, Claude had basically planted himself on South Beach. In fact, he's a South Beech.

South Beech by poppilopo June 12, 2009

South Bleach 

The tacky yellowish-green hair color that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.

South Bleach by poppilopo June 11, 2009

South Blotch 

The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.

South Blotch by poppilopo June 11, 2009

South Beached 

What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.

Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.

South Beached by poppilopo June 11, 2009