18 definitions by poppilopo

inclement webber

Someone who only accesses the internet during periods of foul weather.

If it's nice outside, you won't find me surfing the net. I'm strictly an inclement webber.

by poppilopo June 13, 2009

Flo-rid-a-tot

A child conceived from having unprotected sex while on spring vacation in Florida.

Did you hear about Mary's Flo-rid-a-tot? Yeah, she got knocked-up during spring break in Daytona Beach.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

South Blotch

The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

smartphone-o-fart

Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.

I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.

by poppilopo June 13, 2009