Definitions by poppilopo

Flo-rid-a-tot 

A child conceived from having unprotected sex while on spring vacation in Florida.

Did you hear about Mary's Flo-rid-a-tot? Yeah, she got knocked-up during spring break in Daytona Beach.

Flo-rid-a-tot by poppilopo June 11, 2009

Flo-rid-a-tard 

An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.

I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.

Flo-rid-a-tard by poppilopo June 11, 2009

electrosatiation 

The state of possessing every possible electronic gadget.

I went to Best Buy today and didn't find one new toy. I have electrosatiation.

electrosatiation by poppilopo June 4, 2009

Procrastinator's Motto

"Why put off today what you can put off tomorrow?"

If you want something to get done, don't ask Bill to do it. He subscribes to the "procrastinator's motto".

Procrastinator's Motto by poppilopo June 4, 2009