digital teabags

digital teabags have the advantage over all normal teabags in that they have alternate slot shaped and circular holes rather than just circular ones.

"Oh Johnny, your ideas are as free-flowing as digital teabags" she purred, moistening her lips. Johnny shrank back in horror as her (continued on page 19)

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Boswellox

A pile of shit, a crock of crap, a ton of turd...

you don't half talk Boswellox

by poodlewrestler March 12, 2004

toenail clippings

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

grindlepumper

another word for baby as it/they grindle at one end and pump at the other

cripes, she's acting like a real grindlepumper!

by poodlewrestler June 29, 2005

tosswobbler

"Tossing a wobbler" is a well-known phrase for losing your temper. A tosswobbler is therefor a temper loser.

Jeez, what a tosswobbler! I only asked him to shift his fat arse!

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

trouser gobbler

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

pube

see also pubestrangler

by poodlewrestler July 08, 2003