Guy 1: "Hey, see that person over there? It's too ugly to be a woman but it's wearing a floral shirt and platform shoes. Is it a guy?"
Guy 2: "And I can't tell if it's got breasts
or not. The odd hairstyle doesn't help. I can't stand it when you can't tell if someone is a guy
or a girl
. We'll just have to classify that as a 'nonsexual'. Poor ugly bastard