platonymous 's definitions
A town that's somewhere between urban and suburban. It's like a child of the urb and the suburb, hence cuburb.
Famous: where do you live?
Amos: Addison, TX
Famous: ohh, it's a suburb
Amos: no, it's more of a cuburb
Amos: Addison, TX
Famous: ohh, it's a suburb
Amos: no, it's more of a cuburb
by platonymous April 26, 2020
Get the cuburbmug. It's a noun that describes the state of existence where one's b’s, m’s, n’s, and d’s, among other letters, phonetically sound either the same or flip plopped in pairs because of a heavily congested nose.
Grandma: Cad you get be sub soup dear? I cad’t mreathe nrhough by dose ad all, I caught a cold add I cad’t boove.
Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.
Grandma: Brecisedly!
Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!
Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.
Grandma: Brecisedly!
Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!
by platonymous May 23, 2014
Get the Mob Barleymug. Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
by platonymous December 8, 2019
Get the slowstingmug. Dude1: what's your religion man?
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad
by platonymous August 6, 2022
Get the Catheistmug. "dude i showed you that first”
when you send a link to your friend, and your friend sends the same link to you without noticing that you showed it to them first …tis a common occurrence in the viral world of the inter-web
when you send a link to your friend, and your friend sends the same link to you without noticing that you showed it to them first …tis a common occurrence in the viral world of the inter-web
Jerry sends a video of an ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo to George, and then five minutes later...
George: dude, check out this video of the ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo!!
Jerry: disytf!
George: I was in the pool!!
George: dude, check out this video of the ostrich stealing a baby kangaroo!!
Jerry: disytf!
George: I was in the pool!!
by platonymous April 3, 2016
Get the disytfmug. An activity that only sheep partake in.
Sheep in this sense is not referring to sheep the animal, but to a concept of the word that describes the bandwagon/mob/slave mentality. When a person is doing a sheeptivity, they are doing something that is confined within the limits of his/her social thought. As a result, they are doing activities that are highly predictable. So basically, appropriating or conforming to cultural rituals could be referred to as sheeptivities.
Sheep in this sense is not referring to sheep the animal, but to a concept of the word that describes the bandwagon/mob/slave mentality. When a person is doing a sheeptivity, they are doing something that is confined within the limits of his/her social thought. As a result, they are doing activities that are highly predictable. So basically, appropriating or conforming to cultural rituals could be referred to as sheeptivities.
Ned: Hey, wanna go for a dinner and a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: That’s such a sheeptivity Ted…I mean Ned…Everyone does it, and everyone does it all the time. We’ve been dating for only 14 days, given that time span, shouldn’t we be doing extraordinary things right now?
Sally: That’s such a sheeptivity Ted…I mean Ned…Everyone does it, and everyone does it all the time. We’ve been dating for only 14 days, given that time span, shouldn’t we be doing extraordinary things right now?
by platonymous May 22, 2014
Get the Sheeptivitymug. A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.
Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?
Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.
Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?
Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.
Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.
Magritte: *slings the shaka*
Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.
Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?
Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.
Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.
Magritte: *slings the shaka*
by platonymous May 10, 2020
Get the a walk with the goat manmug.