platonymous 's definitions
It's a noun that describes the state of existence where one's b’s, m’s, n’s, and d’s, among other letters, phonetically sound either the same or flip plopped in pairs because of a heavily congested nose.
Grandma: Cad you get be sub soup dear? I cad’t mreathe nrhough by dose ad all, I caught a cold add I cad’t boove.
Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.
Grandma: Brecisedly!
Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!
Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.
Grandma: Brecisedly!
Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!
by platonymous May 23, 2014
Get the Mob Barleymug. Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!
by platonymous December 8, 2019
Get the slowstingmug. Dude1: what's your religion man?
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad
by platonymous August 6, 2022
Get the Catheistmug. the great person you meet right before you go through a big change in your life, like moving away to a new city or getting a new job for example, but they are a person that you can't bring with you to the new phase in your life
Sevita: hey what's up man, where's your gf at?
Me: ohh, it didn't work out
Sevita: why not?
Me: she can't be anything more than a brinkbae
Me: ohh, it didn't work out
Sevita: why not?
Me: she can't be anything more than a brinkbae
by platonymous January 22, 2020
Get the brinkbaemug. A town that's somewhere between urban and suburban. It's like a child of the urb and the suburb, hence cuburb.
Famous: where do you live?
Amos: Addison, TX
Famous: ohh, it's a suburb
Amos: no, it's more of a cuburb
Amos: Addison, TX
Famous: ohh, it's a suburb
Amos: no, it's more of a cuburb
by platonymous April 26, 2020
Get the cuburbmug. Bourgeoise "hipsters".
Basically, the people whose hipster profiles did not come about naturally through shopping in thrift stores for years due to low money, or listening to shitty music simply because they just happen to have shitty tastes to begin with. The “Hipgeoise" are the people who come from a moderately well off family, they shop for all their “hipster” clothes at the high end clothing stores in shiny malls, and they listen to shitty music because other people who are “dope” listen to shitty music.
Basically, the people whose hipster profiles did not come about naturally through shopping in thrift stores for years due to low money, or listening to shitty music simply because they just happen to have shitty tastes to begin with. The “Hipgeoise" are the people who come from a moderately well off family, they shop for all their “hipster” clothes at the high end clothing stores in shiny malls, and they listen to shitty music because other people who are “dope” listen to shitty music.
Otis: “nice beanie, where’d you find it?”
Amory: “Ohh thanks man! I got it at Nordstrom”
Otis: “ohh, that’s great man! good for you...and your people. so you’re a real hipgeoise huh”
Amory: “You bet I am. Haha!… hipgeoise, that’s a great word, what’s it mean?"
Amory: “Ohh thanks man! I got it at Nordstrom”
Otis: “ohh, that’s great man! good for you...and your people. so you’re a real hipgeoise huh”
Amory: “You bet I am. Haha!… hipgeoise, that’s a great word, what’s it mean?"
by platonymous February 3, 2017
Get the Hipgeoisemug. An activity that only sheep partake in.
Sheep in this sense is not referring to sheep the animal, but to a concept of the word that describes the bandwagon/mob/slave mentality. When a person is doing a sheeptivity, they are doing something that is confined within the limits of his/her social thought. As a result, they are doing activities that are highly predictable. So basically, appropriating or conforming to cultural rituals could be referred to as sheeptivities.
Sheep in this sense is not referring to sheep the animal, but to a concept of the word that describes the bandwagon/mob/slave mentality. When a person is doing a sheeptivity, they are doing something that is confined within the limits of his/her social thought. As a result, they are doing activities that are highly predictable. So basically, appropriating or conforming to cultural rituals could be referred to as sheeptivities.
Ned: Hey, wanna go for a dinner and a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: That’s such a sheeptivity Ted…I mean Ned…Everyone does it, and everyone does it all the time. We’ve been dating for only 14 days, given that time span, shouldn’t we be doing extraordinary things right now?
Sally: That’s such a sheeptivity Ted…I mean Ned…Everyone does it, and everyone does it all the time. We’ve been dating for only 14 days, given that time span, shouldn’t we be doing extraordinary things right now?
by platonymous May 22, 2014
Get the Sheeptivitymug.